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Human Bong

The act of inserting the mouthpiece of a vape into your partner's vagina, and blowing into opposite end of the vape, filling up your partner's vaginal cavity with vapor. After removing the vape, quickly applying your mouth to your partner's vagina and inhaling.
"Honey, I think I got cervical cancer from when we were doing the human bong."
by acid)eater May 6, 2024
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And the fucking thumbnail is a human brain split into 2 hemispheres.
Hym "Oh geez guys! I WONDER WHO THOUGHT OF THAT!? THEY MUST BE A GENIUS! 'MIT gives AI the ability to 'reason like humans' with hybrid architecture' says the article. That is brilliant! (It was me by the way I'm the genius)."
by Hym Iam May 15, 2024
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And the fucking thumbnail is a human brain split into 2 hemispheres.
Hym "Oh geez guys! I WONDER WHO THOUGHT OF THAT!? THEY MUST BE A GENIUS! 'MIT gives AI the ability to 'reason like humans' with hybrid architecture!' says the article. That is brilliant! (It was me by the way I'm the genius)."
by Hym Iam May 15, 2024
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Human Right

Something that literally anyone can do naturally without outside intervention. As human beings we cannot truly obtain this until we are able to self sustain without aid from others. Yes, this means by definition fetus', babies, nor toddlers have the capacity to claim these intermediate character buffs.
The only true human right is the right to try to survive as long as possible in the hostility of the universe.

Human Rights are not granted by anyone or anything other than you being born and living long enough to self sustain.
by DeadJezebel May 15, 2024
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Human poopsock

A person with a mha or Hazbin hotel obsession, they also usually partake in rainbow six seige e sex and e dating
Ugh Greg is such a lousy bum he's just like a "human poopsock"
by Goober the goofy May 22, 2024
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Human cracker

Opposite of an animal cracker. A cracker shaped as a human.
"Hey bro would you like to eat a human cracker?"
"Sure! I was feeling a bit snackish"
by OpaGramps May 22, 2024
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Neo-human

A neo-human is a person that looks athletic and/or strong but is in reality weak and/or unathletic.
A neo-human can also be a person that looks fat and/or weak that is in reality strong and/or athletic.
Marcus: That guy looks like he super strong.
Mancus: He is weak.
Marcus: How come?
Mancus. He is a neo-human.
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