Goatse 

An internet photo of a man streching his anus to un-realistic proportions.

( )O( ) <-Anus

"You've been goatse'd!"

Goatse by Sir Scorn November 20, 2007

goaticorn 

A mythical creature, arising from the magical union of a goat and a unicorn. Powers include, but are not limited to: flight, filing tax returns after the deadline without reproach, manipulating DMV employees to be courteous, generating spontaneous and embarrassing erections in law enforcement individuals, and so on, and so forth.

My tax consultant came to my rescue, goaticorn-style!

goaticorn by Megan Elizabeth Moffitt May 22, 2006

Goatface 

The act of a male rubbing his beard (similar to that of a goat) on a females vagina

EX 1:

AJ Lee: Daniel Bryan totally tried to goatface me last night but i told him i wasnt ready
Candice Michelle: dude your such a pussy

EX 2:
Dude 1: dude i totally goatfaced this bitch last night
Dude 2: dude your beard is totally going to get herpes now

Goatface by WWEbabe666 July 23, 2012

Totes ma goats 

An expression of utmost agree-ance.

A fun way of saying 'yes'.

"Fiona is such a babe!"
"Totes ma goats, brother"

"Wanna go to the beach?"
"Totes ma goats."

Totes ma goats by AppleSauce July 24, 2012

goatee 

A particular beard and mustach that is grown for the
pleasure of the few women who know what it is there for.

Sir, you have a very handsome Goatee. May I try a ride on it?

Not until we get to know each other. Dow you like apples?
Yes. Okay, Myplace or your's?

goatee by William Bosworth June 7, 2007

Goaty Boyfriend 

The name given to your boyfriend if he grows a goaty on his chin.

"Hello my goaty boyfriend"

Goaty Boyfriend by Abbie has magical powers June 30, 2008

goatsepomorphic 

Similar to anthropomorphic, however goatsepomorphic attributes goatse like properties to other objects, either intentionally or inadvertently.

The 'goatseland' image from the definition of goatse is a prime example of goatsepomorphic imagery.

goatsepomorphic by kaytwo May 27, 2006