Ranch flats

When you use ranch as lube for anal sex and when he pulls out his penis, and the ranch follows and lands flat on the floor.

Woah! Look at those ranch flats.

by Whatwhatchickenturd May 7, 2024

Vehicular Flatulence

When a douchetard straight pipes his exhaust to try and impress everyone for going 20mph.

Yet another douchetard sputtering his vehicular flatulence down the street begging for people to look at him.

by Zhangerzilla May 14, 2024

Bonita flatbacker

It’s when you go upside down and shit in someone’s mouth and then nut in their mouth and then give them a golden shower.

“Yo bro we snuck in some apartments in Chula Vista and there was a party and we gave them the Bonita flatbacker!”

by The slick joker January 20, 2026

eye-flattering

"eye-flattering" is a term used to describe something that looks especially pleasing or attractive when seen, making colors, designs, or appearances easier and more enjoyable for the eyes.

The concept always looked organized and eye-flattering.

by Rebecca VNCP January 25, 2026

parent-flation

(Noun)
The tendency of parents to become increasingly lenient with each successive child, often resulting in the youngest having fewer rules and responsibilities than the eldest. (Or “Parentflation”)

Jake had a strict bedtime of 9pm growing up, but due to parent-flation, his youngest brother can stay up until midnight.

by TheSnake29 February 1, 2025

Broomhead Flats

A majestic trio o’ high-rise palaces proudly scarring the skyline near Dunfermline city centre. These fine establishments boast a rare blend o’ Scotland’s top-tier scatter flats and semi-functioning jakeys, spread majestically across 11 floors. Famed for their panoramic vistas—best enjoyed mid-air—the red block remains the go-to departure lounge for any da who's lost a rammy wi’ the bairn’s maw. Fitba socks oan, roll-up hingin’ fae the gub, and a final ‘aw fuck this’—ye cannae beat tradition.

If ye've never seen a polis chase end in Broomhead Flats, have ye even lived in Fife?

by Red Rose UK February 17, 2025

Emotional Flatliner

Someone who shows no emotional response to anything, no matter how poignant or stirring. They’re either so repressed that nothing gets through their emotional firewall, or so disconnected from their feelings that even a child’s laugh, a heartfelt poem, a soulful song, or a breathtaking view leaves them completely unmoved. Picture a human equivalent of a flatline on an emotional EKG—zero reaction, just a blank stare.

"I played her my favorite song, the one that makes everyone cry, and she just shrugged—total Emotional Flatliner."

by Raquel de la Roche August 5, 2025