drunk journal

(noun) A drunk journal is the product of "Wasted Wednesday." This device originated when a girl named Sarah and a boy named Phillip in a Midwestern town began writing thoughts, ideas, drawings and whatever they please into a private journal while under the influence of a certain amount of alcohol. The purpose of a drunk journal is to find joy and answers the following day as you attempt to read it aloud. This immediately results in laughter and memories, which otherwise would have been wasted.

Did you read the drunk journal yet?

by boobylips January 28, 2014

drunk badger

When a Mazz tries to make a funny... and fails like a drunk badger

dont you drive a drunk badger any way?

by moogleassassin February 3, 2014

Drunk Prestige

The act of getting drunk and playing any of the Call of Duty franchise games, subsequently prestiging after two or three seemingly good games whilst under the influence of alcohol thereby going back to the lowest level in the game, at the cost of all your weapons all for a simple rank upgrade.

Person A-"Dude, I got slammed last night on rum and drunk prestige in BO2"

Person B-"C`mon man, don't you know that crap is just to keep your playing and ignoring the lack of end-game?"

Person A-"It's working."

by Solid Derp Factor February 28, 2014

drunkated

Derived from the root word "truncated" which means 'cut short' or 'shortened. "Drunkated" combines "drunk" with "truncated". The hybrid creates a word that simply expresses the need to become intoxicated very quickly.

"Hey guys! We need to hurry up! We have a very drunkated time table here."

by The Noble Word Smith January 21, 2014

Drunk

To be really unconscious and unable to speak by the act if drinking intoxicated beverages ;slurs and may blubber; if you have never been drunk you are either: 1)not socially active or 2) have a really good liver

bars drinkingunderage drinkingbeverages drunk

by jellybear09 March 14, 2014

Drunkcidently

From the inebriated origin meaning to unintentionally commit an act in a drunken stupor.

"Joe drunkcidently left his car windows open all night only to be robbed by his wife."

by Lyricalwordsmithgenius March 21, 2014

Drunk Mouth

It is when you are so tired or drunk that you don't know what you are talking about and you are slurring your words.

Me: "You should take your shirt off, because you got too much pot on it."
Dude:"You should go to bed, because you got drunk mouth. And no one knows what you are talking about."

by DirtyHippieGirl May 9, 2014