Dad is helping me hang a shelf

When you and your father secretly perform homosexual cunnilingus under the guise of manual labor.

Hold on and give me a little while. my dad is helping me hang a shelf.

by SloppySeals January 25, 2024

dads dick syndrome

dads dick syndrome or DDS for short is a term given to a man who has a dick that looks bigger than it really is.

boy1: man did you see Tyler's piece? it is huge!

boy2: nah it's the case of the dads dick syndrome

by skibby1337 January 30, 2024

Dad Talk

The talk your dad or another male relative/friend gives a young boy when he's just approaching puberty or another change that he'd need mentoring and support for.

"Ashley, would you mind giving Adrian a Dad talk for me? They did Sex ed in class today, and he's worried, but didn't feel confident talking to me about it."

"He's struggling with his mental health, but he doesn't want to talk about it with his mum. He needs a Dad Talk."

by Tr@n$ ¶ħ@ñť03_d¡¢k January 31, 2024

Dad-gro

Dad Agro.

Man, your dad had some serious dad-gro at the barbecue

by Wingedweaver February 7, 2024

Dad

A fictional character

Dad

by Mr. Spider GDRA February 8, 2024

Dad

Something that will never come back with the milk.

Clint: Your Such A Dad!
Zack: *vanishes*

by bakenhaswordsinhispockets April 4, 2023

Bi-lo Dad

A low income single dad that lacks personality and is the embodiment of mediocrity. Can be seen shopping at Bi-Lo usually looking for a special on Fish fingers or LA Ice cola. Can often be heard using phrases such as “There’s food at home” or “I always loved your mother mate”

Geoff is such a Bi-Lo Dad he literally only buys home brand just to save 10$

by anonymous April 5, 2023