A cum gummy comes from the thick, gelatin-like sticky lumps that are occasionally present in a man’s ejaculate. The thick jelly like substance will congeal after being ejaculated on to the skin or hair of a woman’s body leaving a cum gummy. A cum gummy is thick enough for just two fingers to remove the cum gummy from the skin. It is stretchy and extremely sticky and will stick to both fingers as you pull the fingers apart and move them back together again. The texture is very similar to a half eaten gummy bear that a small child has been playing with for some time on a hot summer day.
Man, I made the mistake of going down on my girl after I jizzed all over her bush, next thing I knew I found myself eating my own cum gummy!
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simon: oi mark what happened to your eye.
mark: nothing just the wife sucked me off then my dick hit my belly button
simon: ah mark, that my friend is a cum flop.
simon: oi mark what happened to your eye.
mark: nothing just the wife sucked me off then my dick hit my belly button
simon: ah mark, that my friend is a cum flop.
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Some synonyms include: Flabergasted, Gender-bent, dumbfounded, Stunned
Some synonyms include: Flabergasted, Gender-bent, dumbfounded, Stunned
by bob,bitchstick August 23, 2020
Get the Cum-guzzled mug.To blatantly break rules, the law, or social norms out of sense of arrogance, superiority and entitlement, especially when you get away with it or face only tokenistic punishment, thus provoking disgust, anger and resentment amongst the wider public who are expected to abide by those same rules and punished if they don’t. Named in honour of Dominic Cummings, one-time right-hand man to British PM Boris Johnson, who during the first covid lockdown drove across the country from London to Durham to his parents, and made various trips in the local area, later stating these were necessary to ‘test his eyesight’. He kept his job.
Bob: I got pulled over for speeding last night, but the cop let me off with just a stern word after I told him I’m close friends with the police chief.
Tod: wow! Sounds like you really did a Cummings there.
Covid marshall: you’re out in public in lockdown without a valid reason and are therefore being given a £100 fine.
Average ordinary chump: ah man, if I was rich and well-connected I could have done a Cummings and gotten away with this.
Wife: I caught you red-handed in bed with another woman.
Husband: but I had to see another woman in a state of undress in order to test my eyesight.
Wife: don’t try and do a Cummings with me!
Tod: wow! Sounds like you really did a Cummings there.
Covid marshall: you’re out in public in lockdown without a valid reason and are therefore being given a £100 fine.
Average ordinary chump: ah man, if I was rich and well-connected I could have done a Cummings and gotten away with this.
Wife: I caught you red-handed in bed with another woman.
Husband: but I had to see another woman in a state of undress in order to test my eyesight.
Wife: don’t try and do a Cummings with me!
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