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Bumper Job

When a female or male penetrates themselves vaginally or anally with with a ball hitch on the back of a vehicle more popularly on a truck bumper
Kelley was so horny shecouldnt wait for me to get my pants down...she gave herself a "bumper job" on the back of my ford.
by TangyBurrito February 27, 2020
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drunk bumps

The bumps and bruises you end up with the morning after a hard night of partying and generally don't remember how they happened. "I got some horrific drunk bumps last night!" "Dam, what happened to your legs..?" "Ahhh, those are just drunk bumps"
drunk, drink, bruise, bruises, bumps, hammered, intoxicated, falling, smashed, lit, forgot drunk bumps
by koaw June 12, 2010
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Bumper Broadcasting

Letting the entire city know what schools you've gone to, what team you root for, what radio station you listen to and who you voted for with bumper stickers.
"What's with the bumper broadcasting? Nobody cares what mountain you drove to the top of."
by Steve Capstick June 27, 2006
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Bumping uglies

by bigshnuutsies December 29, 2016
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Bumpus

A man with tiny feet; specifically of the hobbit variety.
Did you see those feet? He's a bumpus.
by dudetheprude August 28, 2017
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country bumpkin

Ugly ass country boi/gurrl who dips and drives a shitty truck
Ayy you fuccin country bumpkin. You're truck sounds like shit
by Luh mayo March 29, 2017
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Bumpf

When someone knocks into you that you don’t know. And you don’t know what to say to them without sounding stupid
*sorry for bumpfing you dude, my bad*
by Truthyteller23 February 16, 2019
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