A woman over the age of 28, whom is usually but not exclusively, physically unattractive that has failed to obtain AND retain a male mate of ANY value, be him of physical, intellectual, sexually, socially or financially noteworthy. She has been deemed a loser in the sexual market place and will result to shaming both men and women whom are more succesfull than her in the arena of love, sex, and companionship.
Steve: Alexis the HR supervisor is always in a bad mood.
For her 34th birthday we threw her a suprise birthday pary and bought her a new dog carrier for her pet yorky. She said that the gesture was nice but she doesn't need any body buying her anything and that her personal life was of no one's concern.
Karen: She has been bitter since Chad left her 6 yrs ago for a hooters girl. I feel bad for her. She's a flightless bird and holds a grudge against anything with a penis... besides that hopefully
While having doggy style with your wife/girlfriend, pull out and as quickly as humanly possible stick in her ass. Then scream i slept with your sister.
Aeronautical Orders Number 87, dated 29 September 1972
"6. Verbal orders of the Comdr on 1 Aug 72 suspending 1stLt. GEORGE W. BUSH (redacted) ANGUS (Not on EAD), Tx ANG, HQ 147 Ftr Grp, Ellington AFB, Houston, Tx from flying status are confirmed, exigencies of the service having been such as to preclude the publication of competent written orders in advance. Reason for Suspension: Failure to accomplish annual medical examination. Off will comply with para 2-10, APH 35-13. Authority: para 2-29m, AFH 35-13."