by The Fwed Scholar May 14, 2022

A goofy as motherfucker but loyal as hell nice guy usally goofy plays basketball has nice muscles likes sports good Christian boy
by Fadedthanahoe44 January 28, 2023

One of the most handsome 18 year old guys I've ever seen. He is cute and hot at the same time, he is sweet and lovely. He makes you smile when you're sad and his smile is one of the most gorgeous thing you will ever see in your life. I love this guy with every piece of my heart and he deseves to be happy. I hope I will meet him one day
by EndlessBailey October 11, 2018

his favorite catchphrase is " I'd like you to know." Thinks he is Matthew McConaughey
drives a 2002 buick calls it Tralier Trash Tammy and runs out of gas in front of boyfriends dorm in front of German twins
He hits traffic cones for fun
changes his major every other week
everyone is out to get him. Always receives dirty looks
drives a 2002 buick calls it Tralier Trash Tammy and runs out of gas in front of boyfriends dorm in front of German twins
He hits traffic cones for fun
changes his major every other week
everyone is out to get him. Always receives dirty looks
by IKittywinters September 18, 2019

Some useless fucker who passes himself around like a bag of chips, has no social net worth and rely on to many people, if u meet a person named ethan just use the phrase agree to disagree because he just speaking to you just to waste time
by Biggestkikever July 1, 2021

Most likely to shag his own family member and likes to nonce on little children as a hobby whilst taking them to his basement where he keeps the starving children he stole
by MrEggman August 2, 2022
