Crack & Sack

Using the drug ice and having sex

me abd the mrs are having Crack & Sack all tonight

by mzyv June 11, 2016

Goldman sacks

Can refer to either:
(1) What unacceptably-performing OSI folks could expect from Steve Austin's boss Oscar, or
(2) Fabric bags dat said Hebrew head-honcho gave to Steve and/or Jaime for use in their secret-agent endeavors.

Any goods-procurement personnel who passed out inferior-quality CARRYING-SACKS to OSI mission-operatives would likely find themselves on da receiving end of GOLDMAN SACKS!

by QuacksO April 22, 2022

Sack full of bastards

A name given to one (typically a male) who is of greater disreputable character than a simple bastard; A real dick head.

He did what?! Man that guy is a whole sack full of bastards!

by Houston JC July 9, 2009

portuguese sack lunch

A sexual position performed by two people, one of which has to be a male. The man inserts his penis between his partner's nose and mouth (in the area where a mustache grows) and peforms a repetitive humping motion, while his partner makes duck lips.

Subject 1: Yo, last night this chick showed me a new sex position called the "portuguese sack lunch", I liked it a lot.
Subject 2: Man, you are one twisted small dicked motherfucker.

by Flama741 February 19, 2018

sacked

to have one's cohojones tied to a sycamore tree, as one's life force is sucked out of thee.

Man, did you hear Oscar dropped out of school?
Seriously? If I had the audacity to attempt that my parents would've sacked me, no questions asked.

by gnagster45671 March 29, 2023

Knock sacks

To knock sacks is to slam you and a bros nutsacks together while you are doing double penetration on a girl.

Bro, me and Johnny are gonna knock sacks on Alyssa tonight.

by Willy the Huge October 4, 2017

Sack Biscuit

A biscuit (Americans would call them cookies) that has been finely rubbed by the scrotum of a bull. Specifically not a human scrotum, as this is unethical.

Person 1: yo what kind of biscuit is that bruv

Person 2: Sack Biscuit. Have a try mate.

by Monkey Whisperer November 1, 2020