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guy dump

The couch or comfortable chair in a retail store where all of the men sit waiting for their significant others to finish shopping.
"Where are you? I just found three shirts for $12. I'm ready to go."
"I'm at the guy dump on the second floor of the Gap."
by stubbstarbuck69 August 25, 2023
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Dumped

Bob: So whatever happened to Charlie?
Alice: I dumped him.
by MalumLibrum958 September 20, 2023
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Dump Truck Fire

Imagine a dump truck on fire. The garbage in the truck is, whether by accident or on purpose, on fire. The fire can be put out but not until the driver stops. Now imagine they won't stop the truck. In use, it describes a failure in leadership to address a serious problem within an organization, because to do so would mean haulting usual operation.
"The fact that our factory keeps producing vibrators with standard hardware, despite the blue prints calling for metric, is a real Dump Truck Fire!"
by Darwinsdragon April 3, 2024
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Herald Dump

The initial morning dump, following a night of indulgence, consistently emerges impeccably shaped, requiring no additional wiping, unlike the subsequent messy aftermath that demands extensive cleanup. The Herald Dump’s purpose is to announce the horrendous shits that will be arriving shortly.
I thought after a night of beer , blow and Popeyes chicken that my ass got off the hook when I took a perfect shit to start the day, but it turned out to just be a Herald Dump.
by Flipside786 April 6, 2024
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hot tub dump

When you're taking a steaming hot bath and you step out to take a dump soaking wet then get back in the bath.
by Grubby09 April 27, 2024
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Alabama Dump Truck

When you stand back to back with someone holding up each other’s weight, and take a dump in to the same toilet at the same time
This weekend my boy and I both had to take a dump at the same time, and decided to head to the bathroom for an Alabama Dump Truck.
by RD94 November 25, 2021
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Trump Dump

That shit of the day, that makes you feel like the most powerful person in the universe.
After a long day of work I got home and took a massive Trump Dump. God Bless America!
by MrRogersSweater December 3, 2021
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