twat plaster

Does exactly what it says on the tin.

A plaster for bleeding twats.

ie. A tampon, or sanitary towel.

For fuck's sakes Shane, you really are a complete twat plaster.

by Ti September 03, 2004

Elephant Twat

A person who’s obnoxious and stupidity level is the size of an elephant.

Kyle kept saying he was right when he wasn’t and when I proceeded to explain he started being an elephant twat.

by LouisianaOutlaw November 27, 2022

Twat Lip

Vaginal lip. A coochie lip. Slang- Slut Whore

Cosette is such a twat lip! She sleeps around.

by JAR82 August 22, 2008

cum guzzling twat dumpster

Your mom.

My left butt cheek resembles a fresh version of your cum guzzling twat dumpster!

by Booboo titty kitty fuck January 13, 2023

Twat Souffle

The act of going down on a girl.

"Hey, Kyle! I went down on Josh's girlfriend last night! Don't tell him but, it was a complete twat souffle!"

by mgshears October 28, 2020

Saggy Twat

A woman that is so well know around that her vagina has its own postcode because its that worn out from popularity

"You dirty Saggy Twat"
"yeah she used to be a Saggy Twat"

by Meggins September 07, 2021

laser twat

Getting your vagina tightned by laser .

Shes such a laser twat . Its onvs what shes had done !

by Helsb September 05, 2015