by Jonodman November 27, 2021
Get the Thomasmug. by big bitch badass hot motherfuc December 1, 2023
Get the thomasmug. A Thomas Lovely is the term used to describe a male with a rather large head and an ego to match. With the atypical appearance of Sid from Ice Age, the individual is a kind person, but when it comes to sport he is a whole other animal. He is an individual where you don’t know what is worse, to beat him or lose to him because of his temper tantrums when he loses, or his arrogance when he wins.
*PLayer 1 wins*
Player 2: Well done mate
Player 1: Easy Victory Sir.
Player 2: You’re such a Thomas Lovely
Player 2: Well done mate
Player 1: Easy Victory Sir.
Player 2: You’re such a Thomas Lovely
by Player7572958 September 5, 2021
Get the Thomas Lovelymug. Thomas is a really cool dude. He’s mad sexy, crazy smart, and super funny,but he has one flaw.
He loves making out with girls, but he HATES talking to them. Sometimes I sit there and I’m like. “ Thomas what are you doing making out with that girl. You’ve only been dating her for like 2 days and you haven’t even talked.”
This flaw is in a lot of Thomas’s that I know. Thomas is very Italian and that makes him sexy. Italian people especially, Thomas, are just naturally attractive and intelligent.
But other than that he’s s cool guy, loves Italian sausage especially from Dante’s deli, and is crazy hot. Overall Thomas is great.
He loves making out with girls, but he HATES talking to them. Sometimes I sit there and I’m like. “ Thomas what are you doing making out with that girl. You’ve only been dating her for like 2 days and you haven’t even talked.”
This flaw is in a lot of Thomas’s that I know. Thomas is very Italian and that makes him sexy. Italian people especially, Thomas, are just naturally attractive and intelligent.
But other than that he’s s cool guy, loves Italian sausage especially from Dante’s deli, and is crazy hot. Overall Thomas is great.
That guy is so hot, but he’s been making out with that weird girl all day that he doesn’t even know. They haven’t even talked. He’s definitely a Thomas.
by Jaggymcjagger99 September 12, 2018
Get the Thomasmug. An extremely rare and expensive pre-workout known for causing buff bro Chads to vape and paddle spank other bro Chads in between sets. Consumption typically results in workout gear consisting of double layered petticoats with lace ruffles for sweat absorption. Post workout protein replenishment while using is always cornmeal mush and raw halibut.
Historically, it was given to members of English parliament on the verge of abandoning British rule. Side effects included wig theft, debauchery of other Parliament members wives, violent masturbation using raw cod oils as lubricant, and long periods of blackout followed by awakening naked in the tents of rival Native American tribes.
Historically, it was given to members of English parliament on the verge of abandoning British rule. Side effects included wig theft, debauchery of other Parliament members wives, violent masturbation using raw cod oils as lubricant, and long periods of blackout followed by awakening naked in the tents of rival Native American tribes.
Chad Bro # 1: "Hey bro, did you see Tom at Planet Fitness spanking everyone in that colonist outfit?"
Chad Bro # 2: "Bro, you didn't hear? He got a hold of that Thomas Jefferson's Declaration of Dependence!"
Chad Bro # 1: "Fuck yah bro! I hope he got Earl Grey flavor."
Chad Bro # 2: "Nah bro, he's on that cornmeal mackerel ."
Chad Bro # 2: "Bro, you didn't hear? He got a hold of that Thomas Jefferson's Declaration of Dependence!"
Chad Bro # 1: "Fuck yah bro! I hope he got Earl Grey flavor."
Chad Bro # 2: "Nah bro, he's on that cornmeal mackerel ."
by TJeffWorkout January 10, 2020
Get the Thomas Jefferson's Declaration of Dependencemug.