Schneider Man refers to the mystical super-hero who is half crocodile, half monkey. He has awesomeness powers (hit the link) and is capable of failing at almost anything. He has an evil concubine called "The Shadow".
His superpowers include:
> The ability to incapacitate you by looking at you
> Making grown men cry
> Touching his concubine in public
> Making ANYONE withing viewing distance completly flacid
His superpowers include:
> The ability to incapacitate you by looking at you
> Making grown men cry
> Touching his concubine in public
> Making ANYONE withing viewing distance completly flacid
Victim: Help me! I need a super hero!
Schneider Man: Never fear, I am here!
Victim: * Dies horrible painful death, inclusive of melting eyballs, imploding ears and all other senses brutally murdered by being in close proximity to Schneider Man
Schneider Man: Never fear, I am here!
Victim: * Dies horrible painful death, inclusive of melting eyballs, imploding ears and all other senses brutally murdered by being in close proximity to Schneider Man
by Suitcase Lady March 11, 2008
Rock music movement which transends genre and encapsulates an attitude including unparalelled male bravado and positive machismo. In order to be considered man-pop, there are three criteria: 1. Said song must move the listener to be filled with "male pride" and a sense of belonging to a positive male future/environment. 2. Man-pop song should encourage the positive and rythmic pumping of clenched fist. 3. Man-pop song should compfortably be played or sung at locations and environments which encourage or are filled with male comraderie and behaviour, i.e. inside of locker rooms, inside automobiles, keg parties, sports bars etc.
Best examples of "Man-pop" artists include: Creed, 3 Doors Down, Nickelback.
Subcatagories include: Alterna-Man-Pop (Live, Stone Temple Pilots), Metal-Man-Pop (Disturbed, Ozzy, Staind), Lite-Man-Pop (Matchbox20, Semisonic, Vertical Horizon), Modern-Man-Pop (Nickelback, Creed), and Classic-Man-Pop (Lynrd Skynrd, Grand Funk Railroad, Foghat, Kiss, AC/DC).
Subcatagories include: Alterna-Man-Pop (Live, Stone Temple Pilots), Metal-Man-Pop (Disturbed, Ozzy, Staind), Lite-Man-Pop (Matchbox20, Semisonic, Vertical Horizon), Modern-Man-Pop (Nickelback, Creed), and Classic-Man-Pop (Lynrd Skynrd, Grand Funk Railroad, Foghat, Kiss, AC/DC).
by Dan Goncalves March 07, 2007
A meal consisting of fried food, meat or a painfully spicy dish (or any combo of these three) usually in gut-busting quantity.
Inspired by Travel Channel's Man v. Food, where host Adam Richman travels around the United States sampling American cuisine and taking on food challenges along the way.
Inspired by Travel Channel's Man v. Food, where host Adam Richman travels around the United States sampling American cuisine and taking on food challenges along the way.
Guy 1: Damn, I ate so much steak at the BBQ before the game
Guy 2: Yeah, they do some serious grillin'?
Guy 1: Total man-feed, dude
Guy 2: That's what I'm talkin' about!
Guy 2: Yeah, they do some serious grillin'?
Guy 1: Total man-feed, dude
Guy 2: That's what I'm talkin' about!
by RichmanIsDaMan August 05, 2009
When a person reaches their personal limitation of whatever circumstance or situation, but is still going or unable to stop.
I don't know how much more I can take... I'm already a man on the ledge.
No, I don't want anymore. I'm already a man on the ledge.
No, I don't want anymore. I'm already a man on the ledge.
by biabiajr April 09, 2015
Ocean man, take me by the hand, lead me to the land that you understand
Ocean man, the voyage to the corner of the globe is a real trip
Ocean man, the crust of a tan man imbibed by the sand
Soaking up the thirst of the land
Ocean man, can you see through the wonder of amazement at the oberman
Ocean man, the crust is elusive when it casts forth to the childlike man
Ocean man, the sequence of a life form braised in the sand
Soaking up the thirst of the land
Ocean man, ocean man
Ocean man
Ocean man, take me by the hand, lead me to the land that you understand
Ocean man, the voyage to the corner of the globe is a real trip
Ocean man, the crust of a tan man imbibed by the sand
Soaking up the thirst of the land
Ocean man, can you see through the wonder of amazement at the oberman
Ocean man, the crust is elusive when it casts forth to the childlike man
Ocean man, the sequence of a life form braised in the sand
Soaking up the thirst of the land
Ocean man
Ocean man, the voyage to the corner of the globe is a real trip
Ocean man, the crust of a tan man imbibed by the sand
Soaking up the thirst of the land
Ocean man, can you see through the wonder of amazement at the oberman
Ocean man, the crust is elusive when it casts forth to the childlike man
Ocean man, the sequence of a life form braised in the sand
Soaking up the thirst of the land
Ocean man, ocean man
Ocean man
Ocean man, take me by the hand, lead me to the land that you understand
Ocean man, the voyage to the corner of the globe is a real trip
Ocean man, the crust of a tan man imbibed by the sand
Soaking up the thirst of the land
Ocean man, can you see through the wonder of amazement at the oberman
Ocean man, the crust is elusive when it casts forth to the childlike man
Ocean man, the sequence of a life form braised in the sand
Soaking up the thirst of the land
Ocean man
Ocean man, take me by the hand, lead me to the land that you understand
Ocean man, the voyage to the corner of the globe is a real trip
Ocean man, the crust of a tan man imbibed by the sand
Soaking up the thirst of the land
Ocean man, can you see through the wonder of amazement at the oberman
Ocean man, the crust is elusive when it casts forth to the childlike man
Ocean man, the sequence of a life form braised in the sand
Soaking up the thirst of the land
Ocean man, ocean man
Ocean man
Ocean man, take me by the hand, lead me to the land that you understand
Ocean man, the voyage to the corner of the globe is a real trip
Ocean man, the crust of a tan man imbibed by the sand
Soaking up the thirst of the land
Ocean man, can you see through the wonder of amazement at the oberman
Ocean man, the crust is elusive when it casts forth to the childlike man
Ocean man, the sequence of a life form braised in the sand
Soaking up the thirst of the land
Ocean man
Ocean man, the voyage to the corner of the globe is a real trip
Ocean man, the crust of a tan man imbibed by the sand
Soaking up the thirst of the land
Ocean man, can you see through the wonder of amazement at the oberman
Ocean man, the crust is elusive when it casts forth to the childlike man
Ocean man, the sequence of a life form braised in the sand
Soaking up the thirst of the land
Ocean man, ocean man
Ocean man
Ocean man, take me by the hand, lead me to the land that you understand
Ocean man, the voyage to the corner of the globe is a real trip
Ocean man, the crust of a tan man imbibed by the sand
Soaking up the thirst of the land
Ocean man, can you see through the wonder of amazement at the oberman
Ocean man, the crust is elusive when it casts forth to the childlike man
Ocean man, the sequence of a life form braised in the sand
Soaking up the thirst of the land
Ocean man
by Ten'en Also Subscribe To Rifty November 06, 2018
A day held on the Saturday of the NFL draft. The day typically consists of drinking a large amount, eating greasy food and placing illegal bets. Competitions, such as horseshoes, video games and beer pong are held on the day. Participants then watch the NFL draft at a local watering hole. Participants are obligated to leave wives and girlfriends at home. It's basically a bachelor party except there's no real reason for holding it. On a typical Man-day 30% of the men puke and .005% die from drinking too much.
by Man-Day Inc. April 09, 2008