sumpy dump

The result of either; the ingestion of a laxative spiked beverage, or cheap whiskey that results in abnormally swampy and stinky discharge that feels as if it was being removed from the anus by a sump pump.

Dude why did you buy that nasty ass whiskey, I had such a bad sumpy dump!

by justinjoshkelly October 31, 2007

dump bump

(n.) A bump of blow (or really any drug that you snort), served to you while you are taking a shit. A line is also acceptable under these circumstances.

Serve me up a dump bump, please I'm trying to start this day off right.

by cjezioro September 22, 2010

Dump and pump

When you take a huge shit before having sex

"Lick my butt and call me a banana"
"Hang on, I'm gonna dump and pump"

"Did you see your girlfriend last night?"
"Yeah, I went over and did a quick dump and pump"

by Fifflefaffle November 22, 2021

laying a dump at home

Taking a shit on your home toilet

I was laying a dump at home when the bell rang.

by Anonrouge July 11, 2017

Eat my dump

And now for the trick you

Eat my dump, foo !

by confused cajun man January 22, 2021

Devoe Dump

When you fart out all the cum in your ass

Allen piped so bad earlier now i gotta take a devoe dump

by Deudf February 11, 2021

No Dump December

No Dump December takes place during December and means that you cannot dump during December. It is mostly used as a challenge to see who can last the longest throughout December without taking a dump.

How long have you lasted through No Dump December?

by The No Calendar September 19, 2022