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A sentence mixed with AAVE + Stan Twitter words that make absolutely no sense at all for normal English speakers. Only the most devoted of the Unemployment religion can decipher the gaggery of this sentence.

Originally said by a random Twitter user, it gained more recognition when Ethel Cain read the same sentence posted by someone else on her livestream.
"When the chile is tea but the finna is gag, sis i'm dead as a chile
What he knows throws the blows when he goes to the fight
And he'll win the whole thing 'fore he enters the ring
There's no body to batter when your mind is your might
So when you go solo, you hold your own hand
And remember that depth is the greatest of heights
And if you know where you stand, then you know where to land
And if you fall it won't matter, cuz you'll know that you're right" is the full title of Finna Apple's second studio album.
by repufolklore February 28, 2025
mugGet the When the chile is tea but the finna is gag, sis i'm dead as a chilemug.

TEA

by Amogus😳 December 20, 2023
mugGet the TEAmug.

bucket of tea

Guy *takes balls out of mouth* "how's your bucket of tea"
by CraigDumpandGo October 13, 2017
mugGet the bucket of teamug.

Tea

A young woman who's behavior is two faced and fake. She presents herself as being friendly and kind but in reality she'll screw you over by forwarding your private voice messages to other people.
~"Did you see what she did?"
~"Yeah, she's such a Tea."
by dtt112233 February 27, 2023
mugGet the Teamug.

teas

What something is giving, usually describing a feature of someone as a characteristic. Can be abbreviated to tz.

Very similar to ‘tease’. Doja Cat has a lyric, “I give you Hollywood tease”, meaning she’s giving some form of Hollywood in herself.
A: “Oh my god, I heard she keeps stalking you on Twitter”
B: “Obsession teas”
by bluecid September 26, 2022
mugGet the teasmug.

tea

Person 1: any tea?
Person 2: yes omg did u hear about James Charles and manny mua????
Person 1: no wtf

Person 2: and that’s the tea sis
Person 1: ☕️☕️
by amameewooz January 6, 2019
mugGet the teamug.

Barn Apple Tea

Describing liquid manure a farmer stores in a tank that can't be spread because it is steeping in the hot sun.
"This is good as Barn Apple Tea..." or "OH Gawd that Barn Apple Tea Stinks!"
by Purple_Krusher420 May 6, 2024
mugGet the Barn Apple Teamug.

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