surprisative

An adjective for the word surprise.

My day has been very surprisative.

by surprisativedude December 20, 2010

Surprize Adoption

This is the act of shouting surprize right before you kidnap someone thus making the kidnaping legal in a court of law.

Surprize Adoption Scenario1: *guy kidnaps girl*

Girl: HELP!!!

*guy gets caught, is thrown in prison and gets raped for life*

Surprize Adoptin Scenario2: *guy shouts surprize before picking up girl unwillingly* Girl: I like surprizes!!!

*They all lived happily ever after*

by The Riktor Scale September 23, 2011

Surprize Sex

This is the act of shouting surprize right before you rape someone thus making the kidnaping legal in a court of law.

Surprize Sex Scenario1: *guy attempts to rape girl*

Girl: FIRE!!!

*guy gets caught, is thrown in prison and gets raped for life*

Surprize Adoptin Scenario2: *guy shouts surprize before raping girl unwillingly* Girl: I like surprizes!!!

*They all lived happily ever after*

by The Riktor Scale September 23, 2011

Surprize Party

This is the act of shouting surprize right before you and a group of other people rape someone thus making it legal in a court of law.

Surprize Party Scenario1: *group of guys rape girl*

Girl: NNOOOOO! MY DIGNITY!!!

*girl is scarred for life. Guys are eventually caught, thrown in prison and are raped for life*

Surprize Party Scenario2: *group of guy shout surprize before raping girl unwillingly* Girl: I like surprizes!!!

*They all lived happily ever after*

by The Riktor Scale September 23, 2011

Surpraise

Surpraise, (n) - a positive response to an unexpectedly good performance.

Although the dancer appeared less than agile, she received strong surpraise from the audience.

by brianfest November 14, 2011

suprise turd

The unexpected peaker which results in utter panic and stress. Can also be referred to as the turtle head or peaker. It can make one feel uncomfortable in their surroundings. The last thing you want on a bus journey home.

"Dude I've got a suprised turd what do I do?!"

" run for your life and squeeze really tight!"

suprise turd turtle head peaker

by Kick your ass February 19, 2014

surproner

Surproner - a surprise boner. It creeps up on you, completely unexpected and often occurring at incredibly inconvenient times.

"Oh man, I can believe I got a fucking surproner during the eulogy at my Grandma's funeral."

by Blink169 June 19, 2015