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Smoke Storage

when a guy hits a vape and exhales it inside of a woman’s vagina by spreading it open.
Jake just perform a smoke storage on his aunty last night.
by water rust January 27, 2022
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smoke too tough

When your bitch is too bad, your swag is too different, so much so that someone might make an attempt in your life - that's when you're smoking too tough

i.e. what happened to our Lord and Saviour, Jesus Christ
Techno Mechanicus Musk, you have to stop. You smoke too tough. Your swag too different. Your bitch is too bad. they’ll kill you
by ItFeltSoReal April 21, 2024
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national share a smoke day

the day to share your smokes with our mates
“guy its national share a smoke day today giz us one of dem”

“haha ofc bro”
by sesh lads October 17, 2022
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Cure for Smoking

The only cure for smoking is a koenigsegg CCX, according to Jeremy Clarkson.
by JimmyISPERFECT June 5, 2011
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smoking the monkey

The act of masterbating in a very vigorous way to get your load off because of being old.
Paul is so old he is always smoking the monkey trying to get his load off. The Man has severe calloused hands.
by Clamer September 1, 2017
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Smoke a Jacob

In parody to smoking a cigarette, where once you're hooked, you can't stop listening to Jacob Collier's music. Other music begins to feel inferior, and you can't help but be consumed by the rabbit hole of smoking Jacobs daily.
Jacob is like Nicotine, only there are no repercussions to Smoke a Jacob.
by SketchTurner_16 April 15, 2021
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