The Finger Ring

The Ring isn't made by the dark lord Sauron, but is used for measuring your own nipple and areola size. Measure using your thumb and pointer finger and make their tips meet so you form a circle. Stuff your hand down your shirt and make the circle smaller or bigger depending on the size of the areola and then take your fingers back out to see the results. Foolproof!

The girl had her hand down her shirt, which made Jimmy worried. Then she withdrew the hand and he realized she was just using the Finger Ring.

by barbecuechipz March 20, 2017

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Rusty o-ring

When a man fucks a person in the ass then wipes the head on the partner's lips as when applying lipstick.

After a jack hammering anal session I turned her around and gave her a generous rusty o-ring just before she had to work.

by Scuzpunk April 6, 2017

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Afghani bell ringer

When you have a long shit and it slowly slides across your taint and balls before diving in the water.

I just took a huge afghani bell ringer on the toilet.

by Nut N run September 1, 2017

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cock block ring

A device simple or extravagant that when placed on a woman's left ring finger effectively blocks her from accepting the advances of other men regardless of the qualities the other men possess.

Other names for this device are "promise ring" or "engagement ring"

Chris's friend Tim "Hey Chris I just saw your girl having dinner with another guy... I think you are in trouble because they looked damn good together!"

Chris "damn I better give her a cock block ring!"

by Romandell October 22, 2017

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