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Rusty Drawer

A sex act consisting of missionary position coitus on a beach without a blanket.
"So Megan and I were totally waisted on Montauk Saturday night and ended up doing a Rusty Drawer on the dunes. Pretty sure my Johnson needs a skin graft. She still can't walk."
by Dr. Lazlo Hollyfeld February 19, 2017
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rusty trombone

When a someone or something is engaged so furiously in a sexual act that it is being thrust back and forth like the slide mechanism of a trombone. The rusty part of the word is from the person or objected being covered in some kind of bodily fluid.
I fucked that amazon drone so hard I gave it a rusty trombone.
by ShadowChix March 8, 2017
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Rusty Motor

The act of defecating between one's breasts and then rocking your head from side-to-side making a "brrr" sound, similar to a motorboat.
Guy: "Yeah last night I gave Peggy the biggest Rusty Motor I've ever seen!"
by Bubbabeck51 July 17, 2017
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Rusty Banana

You must eat a chipotle burrito with only beef and with the habenaro sauce earlier in the day. Bring a girl home and while having sex with her tell her to close her eyes and lie on her stomach. Then shit on her back. Can also be subbed with taco bell fire sauce.
"Yo did you bring jennifer back to your place?"
"yeah man, we hit chipotle and she really wanted to do it so i gave her a rusty banana afterwards"
by rustybanana July 4, 2016
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rusty surfboard

1. When a surfer has the runs/explosive diarrhea and is waiting for the next set (of waves) too far from the beach to make it to a bathroom and "let's it go" while sitting on his or her board

2. A sex act where two wangs or sex toys are simultaneously inserted into a butt at angles so they come together in a point past the sphincter and the two wieners or dildos outline the shape of the front of a surfboard
Brodie was super embarrassed when he went back out too soon after eating Indian food and ended up with a rusty (surf)board.

I heard you and your buddy ran a rusty surfboard on your girl the other day. She must be super chill.
by DerHoffMan June 16, 2016
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rusty elephant

The act of making one's mouth exceptionally dry and blowing into a penis during oral sex, making a trumpeting noise to mimic an elephant.
Man #1: How was it last night bro?"
Man #2: "Horrible, she gave me a rusty elephant."
by 469 Productions June 3, 2016
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rusty shit

The painfull scrathes you feel while pooing after you ate spicy food
Man after eugene and I ate that curry I have a serious case of rusty shit
by chubbzilla April 24, 2016
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