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Pervect

The state of being both perfect and perverted
Andrew Kim is pervect
by ak'swife November 24, 2011
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Ford Prefect

Field researcher for the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Pretends to be an actor from Guildford, England, but is actually from somewhere around Betelgeuse. Concvinced his name in inconspicuous. Believes in never buying your own drinks.
"How reliable is he?"
"How reliable? How shallow is the ocean? How cold is the sun?"
by Jonah Rowley January 9, 2005
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Phantom Shit Perfecto

A shit which leaves behind no trace. When you wipe your arse you find that it's clean, and when you look in the toilet nothing is there. You're left wondering if you actually had a shit.
- I had a shit perfecto this morning. My arse was as clean as a polished sixpence.
- That's nothing. I had a phantom shit perfecto earlier. I didn't even have to flush.

- In heaven, every shit is a shit perfecto.
by greenlectern September 1, 2010
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dj perfekt

A hype beast with sick flow and amazing beats. Often a music producer or rapper starting off small and making their way To The Top
Jheez, looks like DJ Perfekt dropped another track!
by snoopmesh January 4, 2018
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Perfext

Almost perfect, mostly referring to spelling and grammar over text messages.
That sentence was perfext.
by Weirduo#1or2 October 18, 2021
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Perect

1. Having a perfect erection.

2. Being perfectly erected.
" I went over to his house and he was perect"
by ADAM & Allison October 16, 2008
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