1.Anyone who says that these are the best 4 years of your life needs to get a better job
2. A place to target practice my new Ak-47
3. The best place to hide your stash
4. A place where you learn how to get high, hence the name high school
2. A place to target practice my new Ak-47
3. The best place to hide your stash
4. A place where you learn how to get high, hence the name high school
by Tom Bomb December 28, 2005
Get the high school mug.Mimi And Minnie were enrolled to a sex school, they don't like anything about the school except one thing, The uniform is so sexy the girls were only bras! Can you believe that! And the school doesn't even get sued or shut down for this? As for the boys the only were boxers. Mom"Bye girls! Hope you enjoy" "Bye mom and dad", Minnie + Mimi.
When they were walking a girl ran up to Minnie and threw her on the ground, "hi sexy!", The girl said while rubbing Minnie's pussy."mmm~ oh yes" said Minnie, Mimi got hornier and hornier, So she kept on walking into class, The class were learning about the clit. she could even see a bugle in the teachers pants, Then she put a vibrator into her pussy and it was attacking her clit so bad, After 6 minutes she had the urge to moan, '"Ah~ hmm yes~" The teacher stoped and walked to Minnie, "So you have been self pleasuring yourself hmm? Naughty girl~~", said the teacher, He chose three girls to fuck Minnie and he joined in 1st girl:*gets a 17' dildo. 2nd girl:*Sucks Minnie's Tits* "Ah-Ah~" said Minnie , 3rd girl:*Eats Minnie out* Minnie's pussy wanting that dildo in her. Then the 1st girl shoved it in Minnie's pussy (The 3rd girl has stopped) Minnie dimmed everywhere everyone leaves except 1 she said they will fuck Infront of everyone to get them into the horny spirit! *She got on Minnie and with her Tounge she guided herself from tits to pussy* "Aah~ GET YOUR TOUNGE ON MY CLIT MASTER! PLEASE~" part two soon
When they were walking a girl ran up to Minnie and threw her on the ground, "hi sexy!", The girl said while rubbing Minnie's pussy."mmm~ oh yes" said Minnie, Mimi got hornier and hornier, So she kept on walking into class, The class were learning about the clit. she could even see a bugle in the teachers pants, Then she put a vibrator into her pussy and it was attacking her clit so bad, After 6 minutes she had the urge to moan, '"Ah~ hmm yes~" The teacher stoped and walked to Minnie, "So you have been self pleasuring yourself hmm? Naughty girl~~", said the teacher, He chose three girls to fuck Minnie and he joined in 1st girl:*gets a 17' dildo. 2nd girl:*Sucks Minnie's Tits* "Ah-Ah~" said Minnie , 3rd girl:*Eats Minnie out* Minnie's pussy wanting that dildo in her. Then the 1st girl shoved it in Minnie's pussy (The 3rd girl has stopped) Minnie dimmed everywhere everyone leaves except 1 she said they will fuck Infront of everyone to get them into the horny spirit! *She got on Minnie and with her Tounge she guided herself from tits to pussy* "Aah~ GET YOUR TOUNGE ON MY CLIT MASTER! PLEASE~" part two soon
by Yayayayayawaawawa January 3, 2022
Get the Sex school mug.So, you've failed out of college because you smoked too much pot and had a fondness for xbox and hentai. NO MATTER!!! Welcome to Nuke School! What did you major in? English, Home Economics, Botany? Did you even have a major? Well, fuck it, sign your happy ass up for the Navy and make sure to take that ASVAB good and hard right in your brain hole because *drumroll* you're going to South Carolina. Make sure to say goodbye to everything you ever loved and any semblance of an enjoyable early adulthood. Become a pawn of the United States Military/Industrial Complex as you get shitty haircuts, work inhuman hours learning absolutely useless material, and lose your sense of dignity. But watch out, kiddies! Everyone is out to get you! Stab your "friends" in the back before they rat you out for all that sweet underage drinking you're going to do. Remember, they tell you its all worth it in the end. And sure, it could be, if the job market wasn't swamped with guys and girls exactly like you with the same qualifications looking for the same job(s). Whoops! Guess you can just stay in for twenty plus years as you watch your life slip between the deckplates of some submarine.
Son to Father: Dad, I've been considering the Navy's nuclear program...
Father to Son: I'm going to punch you in the face while forcing you to watch every Nicolas Cage film ever produced but, I'm replacing the soundtracks with atonal, incidental music written by Yoko Ono.
Son to Father: Dear God, Father, why!?!
Father to Son: Because this is the equivalent of nuke school.
Father to Son: I'm going to punch you in the face while forcing you to watch every Nicolas Cage film ever produced but, I'm replacing the soundtracks with atonal, incidental music written by Yoko Ono.
Son to Father: Dear God, Father, why!?!
Father to Son: Because this is the equivalent of nuke school.
by MastCat February 14, 2012
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Get the Sunday School mug.Damnit, I knew if i didn't pay attetion I was gonna have to go to summer school wake up early to see those fucking teachers that hated me so much..
by Shoobywoowooooo June 24, 2005
Get the summer school mug.A post-secondary alternative to college or university. Trade school is often a two-year degree with small classes and hands on training. This is achieved by rolling admission and allows for excellent student/teacher ratios.
An excellent choice for students obsessed with one certain interest, trade school rejects the college "well-rounded" approach and instead masters one specific topic. Like art school, these students often build portfolios to show potential employers, making them more desirable candidates.
The best part about trade school is the living situation. Since most of these schools don't accommodate students on campus, they live on their own in the real world. This allows them to get a jump start on their college-bound brethren who live in the artificial "bubble" of college campuses.
Due to the unprecedented amount of college graduates, the job market for them is extremely competitive. Not so much for associate degrees. Jobs such as electrician, plumber, carpenter, mechanic, and gunsmith will always be in demand, not to mention that they pay pretty well too.
It truly is the "working man's education"
An excellent choice for students obsessed with one certain interest, trade school rejects the college "well-rounded" approach and instead masters one specific topic. Like art school, these students often build portfolios to show potential employers, making them more desirable candidates.
The best part about trade school is the living situation. Since most of these schools don't accommodate students on campus, they live on their own in the real world. This allows them to get a jump start on their college-bound brethren who live in the artificial "bubble" of college campuses.
Due to the unprecedented amount of college graduates, the job market for them is extremely competitive. Not so much for associate degrees. Jobs such as electrician, plumber, carpenter, mechanic, and gunsmith will always be in demand, not to mention that they pay pretty well too.
It truly is the "working man's education"
Guy: Jeff just graduated from trade school and makes good money as an auto mechanic.
Girl: Eww I wouldn't want to do that.
Guy: Well, he does.
Girl: Eww I wouldn't want to do that.
Guy: Well, he does.
by Indomitable798 October 3, 2010
Get the Trade School mug.A place where a relatively good looking person can explore different kinds of sex and find out what they like and don't like. At this place, going to the bathroom means that you are going to get a quickie in the bathroom or you are going to get food because you are hungry. It is also courteous to buy the teacher something if they allow you to go, such as a yardstick or a pet beaver.
1. You have to love high school girls. They are such whores.
2. I asked Mr. Edwards if I could go to the bathroom, but instead I went to get some Sun Chips. As a result, I bought him tickets to the Rod Stewart concert.
2. I asked Mr. Edwards if I could go to the bathroom, but instead I went to get some Sun Chips. As a result, I bought him tickets to the Rod Stewart concert.
by Gary Coleman IV June 17, 2008
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