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muffin crusher

the act of crushing (putting all your weight on) a woman's vagina during sexual intercourse (usually applicable to an obese male)
"So, Sheila...How was it last night?"
"It was so horrible, he was a total Muffin Crusher!!"
"Damn Girl! How's your Muffin' feel right now?"
"Totally Muffin Crushed"
by Poppadomman December 15, 2013
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Naked Muffin

Small muffins that have human body parts that may kill yousome people may see when using LSD, and are usually accompanied by Spaghetti Noodles.
Oh shit im freaking out man im seein some fuckin naked muffins
by Nathan LaMarr November 26, 2007
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Cold Muffin

An innuendo that will stump the boys.
"I was going at it cold muffin on the weekend."
by MalMot March 27, 2024
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Irish muffin

Joe Fyglnopelmnaxyoz provided me with the best Irish Muffin I’ve ever had in my life; and I keep coming back for more.
by Joe Mclmnoyz January 14, 2018
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Fatass Muffin Head

Cole Younk is such a fatass

Looks like a McDonald’s bacon,egg, and cheese McMuffin
Wear beanies in april
Fatass Muffin Head
by Hater 10204 July 9, 2022
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Blueberry muffin

by OWL76 June 11, 2025
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Fresh Muffins

Fresh Muffins is slang for someone who is hung like a whale
Did you see that adult movie the other night? The main guy definitely had Fresh Muffins
by arsenalsucks August 23, 2023
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