MARCH 26

SLAP YOUR LEAST FAVORITE TEACHER DAY

March 26 , you can slap your least favorite teacher no consequences.

by Abbymom March 5, 2025

March 26th

Eat too many gummi bears day!

For some this is every day. But for others this is the day where one binges on gummi bears till they just can’t anymore.

Dude 1: I can’t move...too many gummi bears
Dude 2: Why would you even do this to yourself?
Dude 1: Cause...it’s March 26th *groans*

by _A_M_ April 2, 2021

March 16

A girl with a letter of A,R,K and N in their name must be a assistant to a boy by the letter J,k and A for the whole day.

March 16= Assistant day
Enjoy

by Chasing8figures March 12, 2023

March madness vasectomy

The act of scheduling a vasectomy, during March madness, so as to call off work and watch basketball.

Man, Brandon ain't here today, he had a March madness vasectomy.

by Phatboyslimmy March 17, 2017

March 8

The day of March 8. If you are born today then you are an absolute legend. No matter how hard people try you will one shot them like 1 punch man.

Them:when's your birthday?
Me:March 8
Them:Umm FBI?

by I'm a god btw May 25, 2022

March 23

Grab your best friend ass however many times

Since today is march 23, I can grab your ass,
March 23 is grab your besties ass day

by i-!-i March 23, 2022

March 15th

The baddest bitches were born that day. Whoever was born that day is a Pisces, but despite that zodiac stereotype, people who were born that day aren't the most sensitive. Like, at all. Most people get hurt by whatever jokes they have up their sleeve. Despite all of this, they don't mean any harm. They mean to joke. They can be nice sometimes, and if you're their bestie, they've developed a soft spot for you. They don't let anyone step over them and won't ever go down without a fight. People who are born on this day are confident and strive to help you achieve self-confidence as well. They've been hurt most of the time and don't know who to trust. They also share a birthday with will.i.am.

''When were you born?''

''March 15th, why?''

''Can I marry you?''

by luv..carolynn December 2, 2023