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national liberal

A National liberal is a combination of liberalism and nationalism. It usually means someone that wants to keep a small government, and freedom of the individual, while keeping ones pride of the country. This is a common form of liberalism in Europe.
European: ‘I’m a liberal’
American: ‘So you support big government and Joe Biden?’
European: ‘Hell nah, I meant I’m a National liberal. Not a weird ass Neoliberal’
by Kalebop November 5, 2022
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Flaming liberal

Syonomous with virtue signaling, in the sense of making a show of being phony about one's convictions.
The flaming liberals of Martha's Vineyard rushed to greet the undocumented migrants dumped on their doorstep.
by Hugh Jorgan, Sr. November 11, 2022
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Classical liberal

“I got fired and now I have to shill for the conservatives so I don’t have to be a slave like the rest of the peasants 😢” ~ Fine one “classical liberal” who doesn’t have this exact backstory.... Go ahead.... I’ll wait... I actually DARE you to find a single one that doesn’t have this backstory. Classical liberals are the “Vindicators” of modern society.
Hym “Hey, Classical liberal... what do you believe?”

Classical liberal “Well, I believe whatever I need to believe to wield my grotesquely limited skill set against the populous...”

Hym “But what do you REALLY believe?”

Classical liberal “wHaT dO yOu mEaN bY bElIeVe!?!?!?”

Hym “Tsssk 🤦 ♂️.... Jesus Christ... Yeah... I see why you were fired... Ok. Hold on... Ok, I just started a business. You’re officially my first employee.”

Classical liberal “No thanks I...”

Hym “You’re fired.... Aw God, yeah...That’s better. Sorry but it’s almost impossible to NOT fire someone as tedious as you, I mean, holy shit! 😩 That feels so much better!”

Classical liberal “Iam! Please you have to hire me I’ll say whatever you want! 😭”

Iam “Wha... I... I don’t own a business. What are you... You didn’t even want the job! Stop... You're getting snot on me...”

Classical Liberal “PLEASE!!” 😭

Iam “I... I don’t know what to do here... You got fired by Hym so now you’re groveling at my feet for a job because... I’m the opposite? You don’t have to... I think he’s doing a bit... Are... Are you a part of the bit? I don’t understand what’s happening here...”

Hym “He can’t help it Iam... It’s in his nature. You have to hire him. If you don’t he’ll have to be like everyone else and work for his money! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!”
by Hym Iam November 23, 2022
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Social leverage

That's what this seems to be about for you. Bill C-16 gives your students a degree of arbitrary social leverage that you weren't willing to afford them.

Hym "Hey, I really didn't use your work for a whole lot initially. I was saying back then what YOU are saying NOW because I was going though the thing that you are actively doing now. I had no recourse. I had no way of defending myself. I didn't even have the vocabulary to defend myself. The only tool I had to defend myself because I WAS (and still am) going though what you ARE going though. And I'm not allowed to use it because IT'S AGAINST THE RULES. And then I started critiquing it. And that's my REAL crime. It's like the chicken and the grasshopper. See, the chicken had a theory. And he thought his theory couldn't be contended with. Unfortunately for the chicken, there was a fatal flaw. You see, in the same way that there are two classes of fear, there are two classes of genius. And the grasshopper is both. So, like the brilliant deconstructionist that he is, the grasshopper began to contend with those uncontendwithable ideas. Jokingly at first. The chicken was enraged. His shining golden-god moment was sullied by the grasshopper.
And then the grasshopper began to posit HIS OWN IDEAS. And what's more, everyone loved it. They didn't just love it. It was objectively brilliant. Poetry and prose the likes of which the world had never seen. Comedy skits, philosophy, theology, social psychology. Literally billions of dollars worth of ideas. And not just quality but quantity as well. An untapped wellspring of new ideas. Some speculation. From conceptual arms deal to archetypal hero (and villian sometimes) over night.... and shit, I'm running out of characters.... Long story short, the grasshopper is now technically one of the greatest writer's all time and I forgot to use the words 'social leverage'. Shit. I went off half cocked here. I'll come back to it.
by Hym Iam January 12, 2023
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Labia Liberator

A dick so big and powerful, it permanently spready the Labia of the woman.
"Oh Jenny, Micheal was over last night and i can still barely walk"
"He give you that Labia Liberator I see."
"Damn right"
by 4ccman March 19, 2023
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Brunch Liberal

Limousine Liberals without the money. They look the part and talk like they are elite because of their education but don’t have the wealth and power.

Drawn to activism that has high visibility but are seldom seen otherwise. It’s not politics or a cause that motivates them. It’s entertainment and status.
For Brunch Liberals politics only makes sense when accompanied by a poetry jam, public spectacle, art show, colorful decorations, fedoras and music. Look elite, bank pay check to pay check.
by Young Grizzly April 27, 2023
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coconut liberal

A Samoan or Pacific Islander that subscribes to liberal ideologies from the viewpoint of white people. They usually are active in poetry spaces or Twitter talking about bad traits in Pacific communities like supposed anti-blackness (e.g. because of a word like 'meauli', even though they don't speak or understand their native language) in Pacific communities but fails to advocate for their Pacific communities in the struggles they face.

They are just as worse as Trump supporters.
*cue video of a black man being racist to an Asian in NYC*
Coconut Liberal: "This video exemplifies the white supremacy that is rooted in today's society"
Sione: "Se, kua e coconut liberal kele lou aikae. You coconut liberal, you"
by wdymrtfm April 29, 2023
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