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Kentucky Whirlwind

After eating a hefty plate of baby back ribs, one partner assumes an upside-down, cross-legged position on an elevated surface while the other runs circles around the first. Both partners expel their barbecue-fueled farts, resulting in a swirling vortex of methane.

To ensure proper execution, the upside-down partner must unleash a cry of "Howdy do!" in a long drawn-out fashion, spurring the partner in motion to increase their revolution speed, thus resulting in a very powerful, odorous whirlwind.
Partner 1: Have you thought about that thing I asked you earlier?

Partner 2: Oh right, the Kentucky Whirlwind? Yeah totally, I'll give it a shot.

Partner 1: Okay, did you defrost the ribs like I asked?

Partner 2: What ribs?

Partner 1: I want a divorce, Susan.
by Yung Fetus March 22, 2019
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Kentucky Plug

When you shove your thumb in someone's hole so hard, and with such stamina, that you literally stop them from dying.
It's a good thing Scott was able to Kentucky Plug himself, or else we'd have had to hear all about how his dad did it to him - that that would've been an even weirder boner.
by tangoprime May 20, 2021
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Kentucky Plug

A Sex act in which the performer inserts their thump into their partner’s anus and or vagina to stop major bleeding from rough intercourse or period sex
We went at it so rough last night I had to use the old Kentucky plug before she bled out
by Broman64 May 24, 2021
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kentucky plug

A sex position in which a deformed thumb in inserted into the anal cavity.
Scott gave Mats wife Meredith the good old Kentucky plug.
by jandy304 May 20, 2021
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Kentucky plug

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Kentucky Thumb

The Kentucky Thumb: The Sexual Act of Sticking your thumb into ass of a person before they shit
Brandon: Bro I Gave Scott the Kentucky Thumb Last night

Donut: Dude that's so hot, you should do me next
by quinnthespin May 21, 2021
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Kentucky Thumb

A term referring to the sticking of your thumb up a woman(or man) for sexual pleasure, calling back to Kentucky Ballistics .50 BMG accident, were his life was saved by his thumb. This term was popularized after the May 20th 2021 installment of gun meme review hosted by Brandon Herrera
I'm gonna give her a Kentucky Thumb tonight.
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