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Dem Senators Killed

2 senators were just killed. They shared my parents names which is spOoOoOoOoky.
Hym "Dem Senators Killed. I wonder if it was one of them weaponized schizophrenia backfiring incidents you here so much about. Who can tell. It's crazy that they shared names with my parents. The Nazi Saluting Tim Walz came out can gave a speech decrying political violence but political violence doesn't affect me. The weaponized schizophrenia and the pressure building in my skull and having to work through that becuase the politicians are allowing the tech retards to use my work without paying affects me. Therefore, make the Democrats admit that Tim Walz did a Nazi Salute. Make them admit everything."
by Hym Iam June 14, 2025
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I almost killed him

OOOH! OH! DID YOU NOW JOE ROGAN!? LOOK AT THAT! SEE!?
Hoe Rogaine "I almost killed him for saying a singer was shit! I can't even interact with Hym because I just wouldn't be able to control myself!"

Hym "Uh-Oh! I guess that means Matt Dillahunty has to be the boss of you forever! You can't maintain that you will kill certain people because you can't control yourself but that I need to be controlled and don't get rights. I guess no more guns for Joe Rogan huh? Did I kill Noah? Nope. Should have. And this just proves that you are doing this under false pretenses. So... They tried CEO... And They tried politicians.... Who will be next? Pundits? PLEEEEASE let it be pundits! Heheheh..."
by Hym Iam July 1, 2025
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The Helen Keller

When you’re getting a blow job and right before you nut you pull out, fire into both eyes and ears rendering them blind and deaf, then stick it back in their mouth and make them say “I’m Helen Keller!”
Person 1: “Man why are you looking so happy today?”

Person 2: “I gave my girl the Helen Keller last night
by BrinkedUp July 9, 2025
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I just killed your balls

What you say after accidentally hitting someone in the balls so hard that you're pretty sure he's gonna need to have them surgically removed.
by yrgh October 4, 2025
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Basically what happened to MTV over the first 25 years of the 21st century, from their slow switch to Reality shows from Music oriented programming ending at the shutdown of the remaining linear music only MTV channels like MTV hits, music, live, 80s, 90s and 00s in 2026. The saying is a spin on the first thing MTV aired, the music video for Video Killed the Radio Star by the Buggles
- Hey, did you know that MTV shut down their music only channels?

- Welp, I guess the saying „Reality Shows killed the Music Video star” is true.
by basically_ar January 6, 2026
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Person 1: hey man how was your day!
Person 2: my day was like A day in the life of Helen Keller.
Person 1: oh...
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Person 1: hey man how was your day!
Person 2: it was like a day in the life of Helen Keller.
Person 1: oh.......
by dumbassalbinomonkeyfag April 4, 2024
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