Josh is Jesus and God combined. If u fuck with him u will regret it. He also has a ginormas penis. He has also most likely fucked your mom, girlfriend, teacher, crush, aunt, and cousin. He is 10/10 times going to make the NBA. He prolly hates u as much as he hates those weird gay people who can't shut up about being gay and feminists.
by Josh696969696969696969 July 14, 2020
Get the Joshmug. Josh is cool. He follows the example of our lord and savior, Shrek, and is the most coolest and amazing person you will ever meet. If you are dating a josh, leave him immediately as he is too good for you. Thanks :)
Is that a josh?
Yeah, he’s so handsome!
Yeah, but I’m not good enough for him...
Same, but shrek will still guide us
Yeah, he’s so handsome!
Yeah, but I’m not good enough for him...
Same, but shrek will still guide us
by NBD | Ulti November 5, 2020
Get the Joshmug. A wittle cry baby who has the emotional maturity of a toddler with the hairline of a 50 year old balding man. His brother is a rumple and his neighbor is a heifer. Those last 2 things are not exactly about him but they had to be said. If you date this man, just know he will ask you to move in with him too soon, be the most insecure man ever, cry over you, get mad at you for going out without him and send you feminine paragraphs about how you mess with his mind. His 4 inch dick is the only thing standing between him and womanhood.
by Joshua Ketner April 1, 2025
Get the Joshmug. by NeveraBeenJoshed October 29, 2017
Get the Joshedmug. Shooting guard for the Bulls. Traded from OKC since there was no way he could be playing with a MVP on the team(allegedly). As of this post, he’s out on a sprained ankle. His last game before injury was versus the Pacers. Not a minor toucher, the allegations were proven wrong recently. He’s great on the court and carries the nicknames “Shrimp on The Barbie”, “Crocodile Dundee” and “The Giddler”. Notably helped the Bulls win against Herro and the Miami Heat.
by Aluminumbook March 16, 2025
Get the Josh Giddeymug. Josh is typically a cool dude, and lots of fun to be around. He is very nice to his friends and isn’t afraid to stand up for them. He can be quiet to people he doesn’t know, but when you get to know him watch out cause your in for a fun time. Josh typically lives all walks of life, dogs, cats, etc. Josh also typically doesn’t mind a nice night if fortnite, some weed, and a White Claw or too. He’s not that good at fortnite but boy does he try. He probably drives a Volvo that’s more than likely slammed. Although, Josh does have a weird tendency that no one can seem to understand.... its Red Bull and Creatine. If this sounds familiar you most likely know a Josh
by Cheez3131 January 8, 2020
Get the Joshmug. by jmajudd07 November 23, 2021
Get the joshmug.