Mrs. John

The female version of Mr. John, because they share everything, from thoughts to humor to emotions. The luckiest woman in the world, who has given her heart to her very best friend.

He was Mr. John and she was his Mrs. John.

by AmatoTheBeloved February 14, 2020

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John michael

A medical Technologist who specializes in hematology. Can often be seen in the lab struggling to find the right field to view his differentials.

This microsope must be broken, john Michael must have used it last. Damn john Michael

by Path resident February 28, 2020

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John Bigballs

A Bojack Horseman wannabee. Always mixes Vicodin with his Vodka. Hates the life, but loves fortnite.

John Bigballs cries himself to sleep.

by Fortnite Clownface March 3, 2020

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A best friend. A boyfriend. Someone who loves his best friend (as a best friend) and feels the need to tell her many many many times when he's black out drunk. He loves a hazy IPA, expensive sushi (even if its not great quality, as long as it's expensive and the ambience is hip), and a swish Patagonia clothing item.

Note from John: "I have a nice butt. It's not too big, it's not to small, but it's kind of nice and perky and people like looking at it."

A classic John knock knock joke:

"Knock Knock"

"Who's there"

"A big dicked, sexy man"

"Oh, come on in John Persse!!!"

by Poobumhead123404 March 11, 2020

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John P

A John P is the type of friend to stay back when his friend ties they're shoe, most importantly, only a John P would be able to kill someone with his Monster Dong - The type of guy that wouldn't brag about it too much either.

John P is the funny guy in the group, his sense of humour could almost make anyone happier.

"oh look, there's John P!" "What a dumbass isn't he" "yeah but he's funny as hell!"

by Ashley knode May 28, 2020

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