Jake DK

Textbook, scholar-level definition of an incell

Damn, bro is never getting laid, definitely a Jake DK

by jahdsfksajdhf January 12, 2025

Jake Noble

Jake Noble is the best kinda person and had a extremely large penis

That guy is deffo a Jake noble

by FTC STAND UP February 16, 2021

Jake Evans

A montreal canadian that got hit sticked that led to being paralyzed.

Random guy: Dude that guy just got Jake Evansed
Other random guy: dude so right

by JAKEURMOMSNAKE May 2, 2022

Jake

Jake is the World’s worst COCKBLOCK. He will try to take anyone’s girl whether she’s taken or not! Also thinks he’s the buffest future EMT to ever walk the earth.

-Look! Mike is finally proposing!

-He better hurry up, Jake heard and he’s on his way!

by Uegeidyneisne January 3, 2019

Jake a screw

To cam out, fall off or drop a screw while trying to install something. More commonly referred to as JAKE!

John jaked another screw! He is the king of Jake a screw. John is the captin of the jale a screw team

by Dominik the fat kid January 21, 2023

Panama Jake

A Guy who has good morals but the morals go out the window when he drinks.

A Panama Jake is a drunkin horny male that loses all inhibition when around hot females. Will show off his penis and use it to do party tricks to get a laugh and possible pussy.

Hey that guy is a true Panama Jake, he just showed me a trick making his dick into a hamburger.

by Corona ed June 20, 2022

Jake Kinghorn

He lowkey kinda dumb, but some how passes every college class without trying. He also gets a ton of play from both genders and can dunk from the 3 point line.

Person 1: You hear about Jake Kinghorn?
Person 2: Yeah I have! Haha, Idiot.
Person 1: Retard.

by DoDoDude101 October 27, 2025