shower rub

The act of rubbing one out while taking a "shower."

Usually requires a lifeproof case or you're porn will be water damaged pretty soon.

mom: roger you've been in the shower for an hour now

Roger:

Mom: you better not be in there giving yourself a shower rub!

by Sassyredbitch September 1, 2018

Shower Knees

It frequently is called degenerative joint disease, osteoarthrosis, or arthrosis deformans. but the real name for this horrible disease is called Shower Knees.

Mate i have a case of Hefty Shower knees.

by SaltySlippers101 November 1, 2018

Shower Cheese

Cheese that is enjoyed in the shower.

Yum, I'm really enjoying this shower cheese.

by phi1g00d July 21, 2025

Shower Shitter

One who has seen the light, and follows the true path of shower shitting

John (sinner) (Unenlightened): who shat in the shower

Ben (enlightened) (shower shitter): rather to shit in the shower than shower in the shit

by roboprinceofauchtertool July 12, 2023

Toledo Shower Cap

When, in the moment of climax, feces escapes and lands in the partner's hair, the act of smoothing said feces in a pseudo-affectionate gesture, thereby creating a "cap" of poo.

"You're so pretty" Harry gushed, caressing Janice's hair. Little did Janice know Harry was really giving her a Toledo Shower Cap.

by J-Krack November 7, 2012

Shower

Mexican slang for "cross the line"

Enough man, You've showered.

by BigMikeLove April 26, 2021

shower stew

A term referring to the heinous mixture that accumulates in a toilet bowl when an individual urinates, defecates, shaves, and ejaculates prior to showering, typically left unattended until after bathing.

“Dude, you forgot to flush your shower stew…what is wrong with you?”

by Adem Bona November 9, 2025