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I'm in love with my dad

the wise words of Matthew Watson
by sexualmonkeyhasunclesex August 14, 2022
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I'm Cooked

Guy: Bro you just hit fucking 10 blinkers, you good?
Guy2: Nah, I'm cooked rn
by The Real G; December 5, 2023
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I'm Gonna Pop Some Tags

I-I-I'm runnin' lookin' for a come up. (I'm Gonna Pop Some Tags)
by THRFT SHP May 5, 2023
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I'm sorry, I can hear that I've made you quite upset.

I'll tell them I never wanted it.
I'll tell them who you are to me.
I'll tell them that I'm safe with you.
I'll tell them...

"That man is my husband, the one person that has always been there for me, the one person that has always kept me safe, the one person who has always helped me through everything... Is the one person I can't talk to. The person I need I'm not allowed to see..."
I'm sorry, we have a duty of care, our primary roll is to make sure you're safe, the severity of these allegations-
"Have you ever done ICE?"
No...
"Well then with all due respect, how can you be the judge on someone's character when you've never experienced what it's like on that day, that mindset-"
I may never have personally experienced it but I have seen, quite closely, the effects of the substance and am very aware of it's effects. I know this is disappointing to hear, but we can't just wave a magic wand and make it all disappear, even if you retract your statement the allegations and severity of the case is so extreme and we have a duty of care to you.
I'm sorry, I can hear that I've made you quite upset.
by S.W.A.L.K.J.F.P.J.P. October 13, 2023
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I'm never unblocking you ๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ™

โ€ข someone who immediately relies on blocking in order to feel cool
โ€ข someone who needs to touch grass
โ€ข someone who blocks and cuts contact because they think theyre superior
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1. Listen, I'm never unblocking you ๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ™
2. I dont know, today the way my husband looked at me gave me "I'm never unblocking you ๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ™" vibes
3. Want to fuel your ego? never unblock them ๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ™
by ivanappreciator July 8, 2024
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If it was don't mess with our kids your kids would have stopped getting molested and killed you fucking assholes. Is that another mass stabbing? Do we ban knifes or is maybe something else causing that? Because you're going to blame a broader systemic problem but I'm here to tell you exactly what you're doing that would cause ME to stab up your kids. So did waiting until after HE did it help you in any way?
Hym "I'm not letting you make that point with me. So did you try to make it with him? Cause the was another mass stabbing so it CLEARLY isn't the guns. The last shooting only had 2 victims. This stabbing had 4. Do we ban the knives? No because that would be fucking stupid. He probably had some kind of individualized problem that he was incapable or obstructed from solving. I wonder what it was!"
by Hym Iam January 13, 2025
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I'm sat

When you get fucking humbled by one of your friends and it was just to good for you to say anything back.

(Getting humbled is like someone tell you to sit down.)
"You fall so much you might as well always be on the floor"

Me:"You know that guy I was telling you about?"
M8 : "which one you talk about that many I lost track"
Me:I'm sat โœ‹๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿคš
by Hollie maria June 1, 2024
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