Meat Hook

Term used for a below average chick that you aren't really all that fussed about. You can fuck her or leave her. An average piece of meat that you use and leave hangin'.

Me: Hey Jay, there's some meat hook checking you out over there.

Jay: Cool, well I wasn't really doing anything exciting tonight anyway.

by Cory Cooper August 30, 2016

Hades Hook

When you're all out of lube, and all you've got by the bed is Tabasco. So you Tabasco lube up those fingers and give her the ol' hook around.

"Ah, mate! That Poshia girl last night was mental! She let me give her the Hades Hook!"

by MadBantsForMadLads July 14, 2016

Advanced Hook Up

1st-3rd bases

Bob: Hey this is like the 9th time you hooked up with Amanda

Jim: I know we went advanced this time. Advanced hook up is also 3rd base.

by Jennakranks May 15, 2016

Fresh hook

Used in Southern Canadian cities such as Toronto to refer to a fresh one-liner or half-bar from the start of a song. Especially when the chorus forms the hook or contains the title of the song and is used ironically to ridicule someone.

"You saying you 'Started from the bottom' fam? Now you just poor over there too!"
A heckler in the crowd: "Ohh! He hit you with that fresh hook!"

by T-dot Halfie November 19, 2016

pre hook

The period where two people flirt/tease each other. Pre hook could last for hours, days, weeks, not months.

Not to be confused with Pre-hook, the part in a song before the chorus.

"How's it going with you and that babe, is it a hook?" "Nah, we're only at the pre hook"

by MisterSil November 24, 2016

Meat Hook

An unusually large male genitalia. Usually hanging to one side or another, it may resemble a large hook. I combination of girth and length with a slight curve is what gives a penis meat hook characteristics.

I saw Miguel naked today in the shower. The man has a fucking meat hook. I wonder how many ladies he has fleejed

by Cooter Johnson December 10, 2016

Captain Hook

When someone's dick is too small to grab with the whole hand when masturbating, they use one finger, looking like a pirate hook.

A:"Why's Tilly so mad?"
B:"Mike caught him Captain Hooking, now we all know he's got a lil cock"

by Cool cunt January 2, 2017