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put her through the mattress

Used in a sexual way. Meaning to take a girl to bed and pound her.
He told her he wanted to put her through the mattress because she was so hot
by mystikspiralx February 19, 2025
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GIVE HER A KFC KRUSHEM STRAW

A straw which is used to drink the KFC dessert version of a McFlurry. Also a an act performed on a girl you think is really sexy. To ‘ Give her a KrushemsStraw,’ you must acquire a large straw that you get with the dessert at KFC. Once this is done, you must stick the straw up a girls asshole and wait for her to fart . At the very moment the girl is emitting a big fart, you must suck on the large KRUSHEM STRAW and inhale.
I met a girl off of Tinder. For our first date I took her to KFC. After finishing the bucket of chicken I had a KFC KRUSHEM dessert. I decided to keep a hold of the straw when we left KFC, in the hope that I could use it
my date. Thankfully she invited me back to her apartment for sex. Once we were in her bedroom I pulled out the KRUSHEM STRAW and asked her to spread her ass cheeks and I stuck the straw up her asshole. I then proceeded to GIVE HER A KFC KRUSHEM STRAW “ . I asked her to pass wind and then I sucked up her fart through the straw like it was a shit tasting bong. She was so hot , I really enjoyed it!
by L892 March 8, 2025
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better than her

The grass isn’t always greener. When your ex tried to find someone else but realised you’re better and comes crawling back… They always come back.
by Answersyoureallyneed March 3, 2024
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JAKE HERRING

A ginger who hides people in their basements and play fifa, commonly these like olivia and vice versa.
by Defo not phil jones December 4, 2019
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Slap her ass

When you slap her ass. duh
when u really wanna slap her booty
Hey check out her gyatts!
John: Slap her ass, dude
by boxybooawesomeTENNIS November 15, 2023
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.9.Ima Zlap It On Hiz/Her/Itz/Unizex Face.9.
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