golden retriever boyfriend

A boyfriend capable of licking his own genitals

My golden retriever boyfriend does not need me to go down on him anymore.

by Hoemalone2 December 25, 2023

golden afternoon

When you wake up late in the evening to someone urinating on or around you.

Sarah woke up to a golden afternoon after Tom urinated on her leg

by Depressed kitten October 21, 2022

Golden Pi

When a picture frame that depicts the number π or pi-related items has its length to its width in the ratio (1 + √5)/2 : 1.

The postmodern artist of “Golden Pi” decided to affix a smaller painting underneath it as an explanatory note to the larger one.

by Fasters June 22, 2022

Golden Baby

A golden baby is when a child in conceived by a lesbian and a gay man. The man and the woman are usually friends and it is always consensual with the woman’s partner. The man cannot be bisexual for it to be considered a golden baby.

“Wait, you’re having a baby? Did you cheat on Katie?”
“No! Nothing like that. You remember Alex?”
“Yeah.”
“We’re having a golden baby.”
“Alex’s husband was cool with that?”

by BlatentlyFakeAlias January 6, 2021

Golden Bedsheets

Performing a golden bedsheet is when one or both sexual parters pee in or on the bed and in the bedsheets before performing sexual acts in or on said bed.

Bro, Conwell's girlfriend tricked him into trying a golden bedsheets but didn't tell him right away. The dude is still mentally scarred from it.

by MaxConwell December 18, 2022

Golden Deposit

The act of a man peeing down another man's Urethra.

"Hi Mike! Can't wait to leave you a nice Golden Deposit!"

by GoldenDespositCreator1 October 29, 2023

Golden Trifecta

The art in which a young brave hobbit sized man, goes on a cross country journey and uses the Tinder-guru to help land a threesome with two girls.

Monty: Did you hear about Bruce's golden trifecta?
Jack: No Way are you serious!!! I never thought it could be done. Its true christmas miracle!

by diddler69 December 18, 2017