free willy

Actually urinating, but hands free at a urinal. Specifically to rip key bumps with your other two hands, semi-discretely.

This is an advanced maneuver, for seasoned pros. Those who have sleight of hand, situational awareness, and lack of both patience and fucks to give.

Dude, there was a big line for the stall, I just went for it, free willy style, smooth as butter. Didn't want to miss the next set.

by Shepshape June 22, 2021

Free speech

Anybody can say or do something when there is no fear of getting in trouble, it's who is still willing to do something they could or will get in trouble for.

The girl talking about free speech wasn't really liberating anybody but herself with her actions.

by The Original Agahnim June 24, 2021

rent free

Darkfall

Darkfall lets people live in his head, rent free.

by 1180223 June 27, 2021

free gift with purchase

A slutty person who has an STD

She's like a free gift with purchase. She is such a whore and probably has something

by Duke diggler July 3, 2021

Free-diculous

When you get something for free- and it's ridiculous! Can be anything that is free but you find value in it. Could be something stupid like a set of stress balls that look like boobs that you'd win as a door prize.

Val: Did you get that free t shirt with sexual undertones from our vendor??
Scott: Yes! What were they thinking??
Val: I have no clue- but it's free-diculous and I like it!

by Val the Great January 11, 2013

Free Boobin'

When a female lays around with no breast supporting device on. Similar to the male version known as free balling.

"When I get home today, i'm going to take my bra off and just be free boobin' the day away"- Anonymous Mo

by QuesoPeso211 September 29, 2012

Free eats

Free eats = free food. When you use the words "free food", you have to use them in a sentence for people to understand what you're talking about, such as "there is going to be free food at the party" or "they are giving away free food at the soup kitchen". But when you use "free eats", it's a statement, a sentence of it's own.

Joe: Hey Matt, are you going to the block party?
Matt: No, those people are lame.
Joe: Dude, free eats!
Matt: Oh.....we're SO there!

by Mellow Yellow October 2, 2012