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Fart Wall

When a victim walks into a rancid fart cloud face first and reacts as if they had walked into a wall by snapping their head back and making an uncomfortable face.
Matt: Wow, did you see that chick break her neck looking back at us?
Hugh: Nah, she just hit my fart wall.
* high five
by heffstar September 30, 2011
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fart knobbed

When you are having anal with a girl and she farts on your knob..."Fart knob"
Me and my girlfriend were having wild butt sex and she farted on me, now all the guys say I've been fart knobbed...
by tnt dynamite September 28, 2013
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tule fart

a repulsive smelling fart in which the smell will not go away. (referring to tule fog which sits on the ground and doesn't go away. )
Dude it's been 20 minutes and your tule fart still smells!
by bridgetmidget33 December 25, 2010
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Fart stepping

The precarious physiological phenomenon in which the impact of taking a step results in the simultaneous release of a small caliber fart that may have otherwise remained dormant.
George ate a breakfast burrito and decided to go for a jog prior to full digestion of his breakfast. He was fart stepping for eight consecutive paces resulting in major crop dusting and looks of disgust from everyone he passed on the busy sidewalk.
by Crohn's cowboy May 21, 2013
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Prepoopatory fart

An expulsion of gas from the anus just prior to a person's need to defecate. This has the odor properties of feces.
Piu! You must need to poop! That gas was a prepoopatory fart!
by Kate T Did November 5, 2015
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Face Fart

A popular joke used in the TV sitcom Family Guy, where Peter grabs (usually) Megs head and farts in her face.
Woah, that was a killer face fart!
by Imakewordsreal October 12, 2021
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ghost fart

When your driving in your vehicle and and you smell a terrible fart and your all alone. You realize that it was the vehicle in front of you who farted and it traveled back into your face.
Holy docking bubble I think they guy I front of us just hit us with a ghost fart.
by dlboone24 October 8, 2014
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