A popular joke used in the TV sitcom Family Guy, where Peter grabs (usually) Megs head and farts in her face.
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After the body consumes an excessive amount of alcohol (in most severe cases inexpensive alcohol) the body almost immediately begins to purge those toxins in the form of a Beer Fart. While these might appear to be regular flatulence to the unaware, it doesn’t require a keen nose to distinguish the difference. A Beer Fart not only smells like shit from the digestive system, it also manages to mix aromas with the low grade alcohol(s). In most cases the farts are a precursor to the vicious diarrhea that will soon follow.
After the body consumes an excessive amount of alcohol (in most severe cases inexpensive alcohol) the body almost immediately begins to purge those toxins in the form of a Beer Fart. While these might appear to be regular flatulence to the unaware, it doesn’t require a keen nose to distinguish the difference. A Beer Fart not only smells like shit from the digestive system, it also manages to mix aromas with the low grade alcohol(s). In most cases the farts are a precursor to the vicious diarrhea that will soon follow.
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