Dylan Bos is a sex god with a massive shlong. He is a beast in the bedroom and no one leaves feeling unfulfilled. Getting an invite to his room is like getting free front row seats at a Lakers Game. It will be the highlight of your life.
Even hetero men, muff divers and queens question themselves when a Dylan Bos enters the room with his sweet fragrance and his illuminated smile. They immediately want to take him home to do bad things to him.
The constant sexual objectification can become tiresome for any Dylan Bos. The community need to understand they have feelings too, and are a whole person.
Even hetero men, muff divers and queens question themselves when a Dylan Bos enters the room with his sweet fragrance and his illuminated smile. They immediately want to take him home to do bad things to him.
The constant sexual objectification can become tiresome for any Dylan Bos. The community need to understand they have feelings too, and are a whole person.
“I’d love to bang the f*ck outta that Dylan Bos and sit on his face”
“Who wouldn’t, but we have to remember he is a whole person with feelings too”
“Who wouldn’t, but we have to remember he is a whole person with feelings too”
by Thequeenofitall November 12, 2021
Get the Dylan Bosmug. by Morganoooooo May 5, 2022
Get the Average Dylanmug. "look! it's dylan THE SCHOOL PLAYER!"
"he's cute, should i go n flirt?"
"NO WAY! you'll end up getting played by him"
"he's cute, should i go n flirt?"
"NO WAY! you'll end up getting played by him"
by jojo sdr November 17, 2023
Get the dylanmug. An ugly retarded young lad, tends to be half blind and can’t read a simple message, he’s sound can be a laugh but again quite the retard. Dylan is cool as, sound as but he’s got an average cordy, so if that’s what your looking for get ya self a Dylan 👍
by Mason O’Neil January 3, 2024
Get the Dylanmug. Dylan is the kind of guy who likes to tell you about life, and trials and tribulations that comes with it. He is philosophical by nature and likes girls who are taller than him, that means everyone. Lololololololol, guess wrote this, Mr. Huang?
Get the Dylanmug. 
The dirty Dylan is a short skinny starved kid who is always in trouble he is forced to eat canned tuna and leaves for every mean he is a notorious head giver and love cock it’s his job don’t bother him unless you have $20
by TitsWitz October 18, 2023
Get the Dirty Dylanmug.