Dump a lump

When you need to pass a stool, have a poo . Conceived by Eddie Kirwan

I’m just going to dump a lump

by Mischief Kirwan November 29, 2018

Dough Dump

n. Literally read, the anal aftermath of sucking down an entire tube of your choice of cookie dough; v. participating in said squishy ritual.

Person 1: Holy Crap. That dough dump was way too mushy for
my liking, but I feel SO much better!
Person 2: Wow. Sounds pleasant/brutal. What did it look like?
Person 1: Well, come here. Watch this video of 2 girls with
me and you'll see......

by Grammar_Freak_17 April 12, 2008

Ginger dump

The act of recruiting several people to violently and relentlessly take massive dumps all over Randal Baisden’s yard and porch

(1)“Hey man did you see Randal what a red headed asshole we should get a few people together and have a ginger dump in his yard”
(2)”if you don’t join in on the ginger dump your probably a cop or a secret ginger and America hates you -george washington

by Just a rock’n’roll clown June 9, 2020

Slump a dump

Completely sorry and utterly good for nothing. A unfortunate waste of time and space.

Kyle is a slump a dump of a roommate. He is irresponsible with paying bills and cleaning up after himself.

by worldwidetoybox September 6, 2020

protest dump

Relieving oneself in front of a locked bathroom. Don't lock our turds out!

After a lovely hike, was chagrined to find the park bathroom locked up tight. So I dropped trou and lodged a protest dump to remind city workers who they work for.

by MohFoh December 11, 2017

kade humpty-dump truck

Someone named Kade who has a voluptuous lower end.

Kade- Hey dude.
Nick- Wow you have a big bottom, may I call you Kade Humpty-Dump Truck

by CrystalClearSight June 16, 2021

molly dump

a bowel movement taken while and often caused by rolling. Often a pleasant, fulfilling experience.

"Hey babe, where'd you go?"

"I had to take a molly dump, but now I'm ready to go dance."

by ajcrites September 3, 2020