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the cake was a lie 

A reference from the game Portal, all through the game you are told their's cake at the end. Once you get there -SPOILERS- there is no cake :( so it was a lie. This became a saying amongst gamers when something doesn't go as planed.
You try to capture a flag but there's a enemy camping there you didn't see before and he kills you.

You scream the cake was a lie!!!
the cake was a lie by Bigguy247 March 26, 2016

lava cake 

the sexual act of eating someone’s ass, specifically black dudes while he has chronic diarrhea.
the lava cake was worse than i ever seen, but it still turned me on.
lava cake by the bald seagull October 28, 2019

moomie cake 

Also spelt 'moomy cake'
Common term relating to the breasts of a lactating male.

The milky man-teats are seen as a very sexual and prominent part of the male body, with females biologically attracted males who lactate from their nipples.

Featured in the recently leaked Black Eyed Peas hit song "Moomie Cakes"
Mister Moomie Cakes, please give me your Moomie Cakes
moomie cake by LeVarnisher February 27, 2021

Have their cake and eat it to 

1. when someone owns something but is still seeking more of it to benefit from it, especially from another party

2. when someone such as a corporation wants to take more than it's fair share.
First the record labels shut down Napster aned Grokster. Now t hey want to have their cake and eat it to by proposing a tax to destroy internet radio.

Float The Cake

A combination of "Float your boat" and "Take the cake."

i.e., can be used in a positive or negative fashion, meaning something that works.
"Man, Samaire sure is lookin' fine this evening. That girl really floats my cake."

"I tried to get my sister to go out with you, but apparently that idea didn't really float the cake."
Float The Cake by freebs August 18, 2013

tampa bay splooge cake 

You cum in a man's ass then shove your fist up his Anus and lick his lower back. Then you cum in his mouth and yell "splooge!"
Dude he just splooged all in me like a Tampa bay splooge cake!
tampa bay splooge cake by Toulon October 6, 2013