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Troll Beast 

A troll beast is the name given to the ex(s) in your life that makes you want to vomit nonstop when thought about. In most cases you were under the influence of SOMETHING the entire relationship. These exes are usually obsessed with you for a good amount of time after you leave them. Nobody should be held accountable for these relationships because they are usually just a practice round for a real relationship. If you've had a troll beast in your past, you are most likely now in a fabulous relationship with you new, handsome/beautiful bf/gf...while the troll beast.... Is not.
Friend: Good God... THAT is your ex??!

You: Yes.. That God awful Troll Beast is my ex. But in my defense, I was drunk the entire relationship.
Troll Beast by GodAwful October 19, 2012
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Unstoppable Beast 

An immortal of a being who has all the friends, is athletic, gets the all the girls,
and is strong and loved by all! Do not get in his way he is an unstoppable beast once he starts something he will finish it nomatter what!
Don't get in his way, he is an Unstoppable Beast, once he starts something he will finish it nomatter what!
gay asian slong pee pee poo poo thinks he can box bla bla bla gangsta milf will kill anyone in his way, has an addiction to cock slapping marcus aka fish boy.
KG Beast just slapped Fish boys slong again
KG Beast by clurhk February 19, 2020

beautiful beast

Wench, may I mount thee and doth t beautiful beast until we both cum all ov'r?
beautiful beast by Siv96 April 20, 2020

SEXY BEAST

when a guy is so sexy that you cant just use the word sexy to describe how sexy they are so you need to call then a sexy beast
daaam that dude is a sexy beast
im so fucking sexy beast
SEXY BEAST by i dont like gavin November 1, 2020

Tailed Beast Bomb 

When you're doing seggsy time with a girl and are about to bust, so you call upon the tailed beast that your farther trapped inside of you when you were a baby, and bust the biggest chakra-infused load, practically flooding the room your in.
friend 1: "yo where were you the past few days?"
friend 2: "oh ye, well, I was stuck at home cleaning, me and Bella where going mad a few nights ago and I felt like getting Kurama in on some of the action and he ended up flooding the our bedroom with a Tailed Beast Bomb when he finished, haha"
friend 1: "WHAT IN THE MOTHERLY FU-"

Release the Beast 

Release!
How can I see you wanna sit down
With all this funk going on?
A-just playing right in your chair
Like you're not even here
Just give it a little push
Go on and let yourself get loose
Take that funk inside of you
And make your body move
Get up
Time to release the beast
Get up
Get up
Time to release the beast
Get up
Time is right to do it tonight
To get down on the wall
Everybody get in the groove
We're about to have some fun
You gotta give a little push
Just give it up on the floor
All I wanna do is dance with you
Gonna funk your mind some more
Get up
Time to release the beast
Get up
Everybody get up
Get up
Time to release the beast
Get up
Everybody get up
Everybody get up
Everybody get up
Everybody get up
Release!
Music's got me wanting to say
Hey! Everybody get up
Don't you want to get up out your chair?
Music's got me wanting to say
Hey! Everybody get up
Everybody get up
Don't you want to get up out your chair?
Music's got me wanting to say
Hey! Everybody get up
Don't you want to get up out your chair?
Music's got me wanting to say
Hey! Everybody get up
Get up
Time to release the beast
Get up
Everybody get up
Get up
Time to release the beast
Get up
Everybody get up
Get up
Time to release the beast
Get up
Everybody get up
Get up
Time to release the beast
Get up
Everybody get up
Get up
Time to release the beast
Get up
Everybody get up
Get up
Time to release the beast
Get up
Everybody get up
Release the Beast by Death Menace December 8, 2022