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Anal-eyes 

When making the decision on whether someone else is worthy of sleeping with, you always analyze that person's ass first, you are said to have anal-eyes.
My girlfriend knew I was checking out the other girls in the club when she seen my anal-eyes starring at a different ass everytime she looked me in the face.
Anal-eyes by Spud Butter October 7, 2018
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Anal Perfectionist 

The most extreme grammar nazi. Will correct you in public to maximize the embarrassment. Takes the literal too literally. Willl most like check this definition for errors.
You spelled the word fallacio wrong and used it in the wrong context - Felipe Kalb the anal perfectionist
Anal Perfectionist by Eskimo Kisser December 11, 2018
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anal cream pea 

Gavin is the Gavin of Anal cream pea
anal cream pea by Tyzgreene September 7, 2019

Anal-ized 

When a dirt leg is assraped while passed out out drunk and never knows it happend. She only thinks she took a huge shit the next morning.
That poor girl got Anal-ized for the 3rd time last night.
Anal-ized by Cheesepacker69 January 27, 2020

Anal Flag 

Anal flag.
It is when your partner (or you) shoves both fists in the other partners ass and picks you up, proceeding to pick you up and wave you around like a flag. After if happens the person that got anal flagged will be paralyzed for 2 hours.
Guy1: Yo, me and my girl tried something new.
Guy2: What did you do?
Guy1: We ummm anal flagged.
Guys2: WHAT THE FUCK
Anal Flag by Thor of anal February 6, 2020

Anal Missionary 

The act of having anal sex with another person while also in the missionary position. It is considered the holiest of positions for unmarried Christian couples as it does not involve vaginal sex and maintains the missionary position.
Person 1: Yo man, I want to have sex with this girl but she’s super religious and wants to wait until marriage!
Person 2: How about suggesting anal missionary? That way the relationship remains pure and holy in the eyes of God.
Anal Missionary by Order 65 June 18, 2021

anal inflation 

When someone inflates their belly by putting a tube in their anus. Then, they start to pump water into the tube to fill their stomach with water. This is a kink for some people.
Megan is so hot when she does anal inflation
anal inflation by LizardInACan October 21, 2021