An extremely intelligent human being, when at the age of just 13, his IQ rivaled Einstein’s. He knows a lot of useless facts, but also knows a lot of useful information that can be used in pouring water on this world on fire.
by TTPuffPuff May 20, 2019
Get the thomas drenthmug. Chances are if you were a taxi driver a bicycle courier messaged or just an itinerant wanderer of the san Francisco bay area in the 1980s to 1990s you had at least 1 copy of the Thomas bros spiral bound map guides. These guides were invaluable towards navigating. The Bay area. As iconic as they were they were eventually bought out by the Rand MC Nally Corp everything went digital and you know the rest
by 4realazitgits April 1, 2021
Get the Thomas bros mapsmug. Has a husband named Josh and together they have a child called Ugandan knuckles. Also has large penis and incredibly muscular....⚡
by Ugandan knuckles aka CrazyTaft February 18, 2018
Get the thomas fletcher-tomlinsonmug. It’s is Nov 16 and my name is Thomas and I copped a gobby
On Thomas day Every Thomas will receive free head whether it’s soft or hard
On Thomas day Every Thomas will receive free head whether it’s soft or hard
by JimJob69 November 15, 2020
Get the Thomas daymug. by Ieatcucumbers April 15, 2022
Get the Thomasmug. Thomas is the type of person to rape a little girl at a local park or school bathroom. A Thomas is usually the type of person to eat all day long, play soccer, and is a very good runner. Thomas is pretty fat if you see him somewhere he takes up almost 3 seats. He is often known at terrorizing Holtsville or more exact Summerfield
by jehsyydhrrby January 31, 2022
Get the Thomasmug. The name of an American former figure skater, which is used in a high-stakes game of farting, played 24/7. Here's the rules.
When you fart, you must say the words "No Debra".
If someone says "Debra Thomas" before you say "No Debra", you must raise your hands to the sky and shout as loud as you can, "Debra Thomas!"
This also works vice versa. When someone else farts, they must say "No Debra" before you say "Debra Thomas", or else they will have to raise their hands to the sky and shout "Debra Thomas!"
Any mistakes at all, such as saying Debra Thomas when nobody farted, or saying either "No Debra" or "Debra Thomas" when nothing happened, results in the person who made the mistake being forced to raise their hands to the sky and shout "Debra Thomas!"
The game is played at every second of every day, and will never stop. The one refuge for the game is the bathroom. If you fart in the bathroom while actively using the toilet, you do not have to say "No Debra".
If you have made a mistake or been caught whilst farting by someone saying "No Debra", you must fulfill two requirements:
1. If in a public area, shout "Debra Thomas!" loud enough so that most people in the given area will hear you.
2. You must say "Debra Thomas!" within 30 seconds of making a mistake or being caught after farting.
Please pass on this game to everyone you know.
To find more specifics for the game: docs.google .com/document/d/1OQbJwl8G2wxEOPhbh3rVxLhXe5Lqb2KX3GI1TFTNu-o/edit?usp=sharing
When you fart, you must say the words "No Debra".
If someone says "Debra Thomas" before you say "No Debra", you must raise your hands to the sky and shout as loud as you can, "Debra Thomas!"
This also works vice versa. When someone else farts, they must say "No Debra" before you say "Debra Thomas", or else they will have to raise their hands to the sky and shout "Debra Thomas!"
Any mistakes at all, such as saying Debra Thomas when nobody farted, or saying either "No Debra" or "Debra Thomas" when nothing happened, results in the person who made the mistake being forced to raise their hands to the sky and shout "Debra Thomas!"
The game is played at every second of every day, and will never stop. The one refuge for the game is the bathroom. If you fart in the bathroom while actively using the toilet, you do not have to say "No Debra".
If you have made a mistake or been caught whilst farting by someone saying "No Debra", you must fulfill two requirements:
1. If in a public area, shout "Debra Thomas!" loud enough so that most people in the given area will hear you.
2. You must say "Debra Thomas!" within 30 seconds of making a mistake or being caught after farting.
Please pass on this game to everyone you know.
To find more specifics for the game: docs.google .com/document/d/1OQbJwl8G2wxEOPhbh3rVxLhXe5Lqb2KX3GI1TFTNu-o/edit?usp=sharing
Bob: *farts*
Susan: Eww! Debra Thomas!
Bob: Damn it.
*Bob raises his hands to the sky.*
Bob: DEBRA THOMAS!!!
*Multiple people look in Bob's direction and stare at him weirdly.*
Susan: Eww! Debra Thomas!
Bob: Damn it.
*Bob raises his hands to the sky.*
Bob: DEBRA THOMAS!!!
*Multiple people look in Bob's direction and stare at him weirdly.*
by CaptainN3mo June 21, 2022
Get the Debra Thomasmug.