The Human Stapler

Occurs when a human is folded in half, coated in metal, and uses teeth to staple objects. Tends to be less costly than a conventional stapler (before calculating costs that come from medical bills)

I had to pay $3000 after Billy used me as The Human Stapler.

by P_Che2_P November 16, 2022

Humanity

A creature who struggles at times but when needed will come together to create hope for a future

Humanity creates hope

by Lauren 2020 July 17, 2023

human skunk

When someone farts in your face

Don’t you human skunk in my face if you gotta fart! Cuz that’s just nasty

by J Slasher September 25, 2019

Human Nest

That thing when a bunch of midget in parkas wrap themselves around you to keep you warm

Tired of going camping like every other beta who’s done it? Well think for yourself you sheep and rent yourself a Human Nest.

by Futt Bucker69 September 26, 2020

human fountain

When you puke a shit ton and look like a fountain

bro, he stuck his fingers in his mouth and did the human fountain

by Alofi February 25, 2022

Ohio Human Exchange

The city of Toledo, Ohio.

Guy1: hey man you wanna go to the Ohio human exchange?
Guy2: Hell yea! I heard they got some good prices on the Mexicans up there!!!!

by Unholywaffle666 January 11, 2020

The perpetual perpetrator (a psychosomatic suspect with a distressed stutter) is a homo-sapien (human) addicted to abscesses.

What I call people who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The perpetual perpetrator (a psychosomatic suspect with a distressed stutter) is a homo-sapien (human) addicted to abscesses.

by Abreathofaversaillian January 20, 2025