Asshole

A dude with fuckboy hair who thinks he's cool by being obnoxious and arrogant

Jacob is being such an asshole

by Asian definitions August 19, 2017

wankin asshole

a shitstained cocksucka who loves dat cock in their anal hole

hey josh, you a wankin asshole
dat nigga a wankin asshole
sup bitch, yall know you a wankin asshole
then gelvin was all like, you a wankin asshole!!

by bROD November 29, 2013

Asshole

Alex/ Biggity Blond Bitch Boy

Alex is such a asshole, he is literally the definition.

by Ipeggedmypillow June 9, 2022

Captain asshole

The final evolutionary step in the chain of captain behind. Is legitimately an Ass with legs.

Holy shit captain asshole is here to shit on the bad guys

by Merkp June 7, 2018

Asshole

You

If someone asks u what an asshole means
Just say “you”

by I’m Mr Door October 28, 2019

asshole

John

John is an asshole because he abuses people

by Sniff tickle August 16, 2019

Asshole failure

When Jake showed off his Bachelors Degree one day at work by thinking "renal failure" meant "asshole failure" due to having the words renal and rectal confused.

"So we're discharging him for having asshole failure?"

by Nicoletinells October 22, 2019