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an ultimate cunt who should be liquidised into thalidomide wank oil and festering decomposed spunk

((wank spanners basatoradorial fuck custard) a third dan black belt shit house and fuck custard who should be stir fried in hot synthetic Kentucky fried dog shit after being arse fucked by a bisexual octopus, while his balls are steamed cleaned in hot camels piss. a), a mark five cunt with power steering and overdrive.

by bucket crutch 2 April 20, 2022

My Fucking Coffee

The whole reason most of you made it this far

Don't talk to me until I had my fucking coffee.

If you spill my fucking coffee I'm going to kill you.

by YOUЯ ЯEAL NAME August 6, 2025

Fuck me

Its either they are asking you to fuck them or they want to kill themselves for some reason.

1. “Okay just fuck me.”

2. FUCK ME! I’m so dumb!

by sodiesoda November 23, 2021

Fuck-n-snugg

Fucking until both of you finish after which the two of you move into a snuggle postion because it was just that good

"Hey you and Jim fuck-n-snugg last night?!"

"No! That ass left as soon as he came!!"

by Ceyez January 20, 2016

Fuck

Sexual intercourse between a human and an animal

He fucked a cat! I seen him put his penis in the pussycat vagina.

by nevatrust fuckboys September 14, 2020

Cluster fuck

a very catastrophic and uncontrollable situation or event.

"every year in late November, we have this cluster fuck of a holiday called Black Friday."

by Suburbanz71 August 20, 2018

Go fuck yourself

Two words. Snake Island. Slava Ukraini

Ukrainian soldiers: "russian warship, go fuck yourself

by 420weedloveerr February 25, 2022