one who accepts no responsibility under any circumstance and believes they should be supported in perpetuity. see also, can't understand normal thinking, and there we are then.
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by Ringwormfetish July 03, 2018
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by Hex... Duh August 31, 2015
First sexual intercourse after ending it with your significant other. Done primarily to reaffirm that you are still in the game and a one-time pass to engage in guilt-free, no-strings-attached indulgence of your primal desires with someone who would otherwise be socially off-limits.
"My old gal-pal Bobbie came over and banged my brains out last night. Don't think she's looking for a relationship though. She just broke up with her boyfriend. so it was probably her Free Agent Fuck."
by Zarathud April 10, 2012
Knicks Fan: Man did you see that shot that Melo missed that bounced off the rim like 5 times.
Celtics Fan: Yeah he got totally rim fucked.
Heat Fan: Hurr durr...
Celtics Fan: Yeah he got totally rim fucked.
Heat Fan: Hurr durr...
by P.K.V. May 01, 2011