big fuck off

A meal so large it makes you think to yourself fuck that.

If it wasn't for that big fuck off meal maybe I wouldn't be so fat.

by Monkster2005 May 15, 2024

FML (fuck my life)

When you're having a very bad day or something bad has happened to you within the last 30 seconds to 18 hours

You: visits Urban dictionary and find lesbian threesome
You: texts friend --- FML (fuck my life)
Friend: texts back --- why
You: texts to friend --- I accidentally stumbled on to lesbian threesome on Urban dictionary
Friend: texts back --- makes sense

by Seaserpant June 5, 2022

Fuck it robe

A robe you wear when you just don't give a fuck anymore.

-Dude is James okay? He is wearing a fuck it robe.
-No James wife left him he has given up.

by Captain_Nova July 3, 2017

Big Loud Fuck

Another expression for a blowhard but with a more expletive charged and greater emotional impact.

Friend 1: What is your opinion of this politician.

Friend 2: He/She always appeals to his/her constituents biggest irrational fears and hatreds. He/She is nothing but a big loud fuck.

by TheToesKnows February 20, 2024

functional bumble fuck

Someone with great passions and ideas proceeding comfortably through life who doesn't give a rats ass if you disagree.

"He is a functional bumble fuck"

by SmartSuka February 12, 2017

Fucks Off

Its like fuck off but its even more like... more existential, rather than just a person its like... everyone can fuck off... like a higher order of fuck off.

Cats... fucks off

by Disheveled February 6, 2023

Fucking-veichle

a friend, who is also your whore.

but I shant ever get back the upward boredom
which I lost

when the 'Fucking-veichle' didn't break down and cry

by pickupyourchinadoll August 24, 2017