national fuck day

a day where you can have sex with a guy without saying no homo

dude1 hey happy national fuck day. dude2 did you bring the condoms

by ytsspecter May 6, 2019

Fuck

Fuck comes from Fornication Under Consent of the King. In the Middle-Ages in England you needed to ask permisson from your king to make children.

Dear Lord and saviour, my King,

Do I, a humble farmer, have ye consent to fornicate and have little babies with me lady?

Sure, why not. Who invented this ridiculous law?!

U did, me sire.

From now on U will just say Fuck, and do it, without my consent.

by KeizerKakkebroek December 30, 2019

One night pussy fuck

One night, one pussy, one fuck

Hey man, did you get some action?

Yeah, I did a one night pussy fuck!

by L3zb0t April 17, 2025

Fuck you gordon

Why do we all have to wear these ridiculous ties?

"Fuck you gordon"
"Do you know who ate all the donuts?"

by iminhellplshelpahhh July 2, 2024

Fucking retard

Someone who stigmatizes and misunderstands physcology, the real world and other races, cultures in today's world. And is based entirely on misconception and misinformation.

That harley owner is a fucking retard. Freind: most are ignorant af-as fuck in slang

by A700 March 10, 2022

oopsie fuck

1. When you accidentally fuck someone who you shouldn't have, and it has the possibility of fucking everything up.

Damn, that guy was such an oopsie fuck.

by keg1234 November 21, 2021

fuck suit

a suit you wear right before or directly after one fucks

Hey babe now that I came I need to go put on my fuck suit

by all.red May 30, 2017